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camtasia?

Personally I think it's much more funny in images. Plus, if there's a long, boring part, you'd have to watch through it, and comments wouldn't come every second, unless he's some kind of comic genius.

Personally, I don't think video capture would suit this game very well. There isn't enough going on to keep it interesting.

Well, keep going with the pictures then ...

I'm lolling at this.
Keep going, Gray! =D
"30 cookies! Yaaaaay!" Wait... Didn't she just get those from a green blob's corpse?

Oddly enough, I get 35 cookies for killing the cats (which are easier to kill), and only 30 for killing the blobs of goo.
I'll be posting more soon, I've been a bit busy.

Oh, I finally found the map:

My GOD that's bright! Good stuff.

To the Random Cave, and Beyond!
And so we continue our adventure with the crack-headed little girl who wears a hospital gown.

I forgot to take screenshots of it and I saved after doing it but I went back into the forest and went and talked to the Foot Thing and was given some Dark Stone thing...or whatever. Apparently the Dark Stone is some old codger who wants to be put back where it belongs so it tells me to take it where ever...yeah, it wasn't very helpful at all.


The Cave...it has a name...but it looks like every other entrance in a wall in this game, so its get a generic name.

While wandering the cave I find another silver plaque, thus upgrading my Fire.

Hooray, now I can burn cats faster.


I run into this shmuck.

Are you sure, you sound a bit confused.

Right, I'm sure it is.

The rest of the cave was a crap load of walking to bad BGM. So I'm not going to screenshot that.

I finally get out and apparently I'm not allowed to pick flowers. I probably wouldn't have had this conversation if I didn't accidentally press A while near a flower.



She really knows how to endear herself to others.

Why do I have to fetch you some shit? Just grow another flower you stingy bitch.

I tried picking a flower anyway, out of spite and I got this reaction:


Uh...no?


Yet another random conversation with a creepy little girl.

Like, ohmygawd!


Now that I figured out how to bring up the map (press Select) I might as well show you where I am now.

Further exploring brings me to yet another nameless cave and I end up here:




What the hell are you talking about, this is just the same "Scary Demon Door" as before but you changed the name and moved over a few feet. You dick.



More exploring! More eternally happy waving!




The standard Sleep spell is acquired. This one probably drops burning dog carcasses or something. I'd try it out, but I haven't gotten into one battle since I started this run.


Hooray, I made it out the other side.


I think the name speaks for itself.

Yeah, if you donate to us, you'll get this complimentary cup. If you keep donating, you'll be our friend for life.

It apparently raises your stats or heals you or something. I tried using it multiple times to see if anything changed...


The game still thinks I suck.


Ancient Chinese Secret.

Helpful sign is helpful.


Item Shop


No clue.


Finally, some stabby things.




I buy this thing.



Elephants?


I'm five too! Yay, we're five buddies!


I go to the Ancient Museum to check it out.




At least I didn't have to pay cookies to get in.


And so, I go to the previously mentioned Elephant King Ruins...Ancient Something or other.

Sorry for the crappy and rather uneventful update, but if you haven't figure it out, this game requires a crap ton of walking from place to place...and they forgot to put in random encounters or something. Who knows.

Next Time: I hope these elephants don't have rocket launchers...

well ... this video game seems to be complex as hell! LOL ...

I'm kinda confused as to what your actual goal is ...

I play too many FPS where ... "when in doubt, shoot everything"

The goal of the game is to collect the 8 Magic Stones so you can then wish for your "Final Exam Cercifitat" and graduate Kindergarten.

No more complex than any other similarly-styled game, really.

LOL "Magic Fire has gotten stronger!"

"Hooray. Now I can burn cats faster."

Another excellent installment.

Is it just me, or are the little three-eyed maniac rabbit cartoons a little alarming?

Hey, do you mind if I use one of those for an avatar? My old one's looking a little grumpy and bitey.

I think your avatar is lovely.

This game needs more wenches.

They're FIVE!