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Renegade_Turner wrote:Anyway, women aren't useful on internet forums, where you can't see their genitalia.

And that would be precisely the reason they stay away.

Renegade_Turner wrote:Anyway, women aren't useful on internet forums, where you can't see their genitalia.

Ah dear. Boy, you have some learning to do.

Zhukov wrote:Ah dear. Boy, you have some learning to do.

Why do you and Ren call everyone "Boy"?

I think it's comparable to calling your dog a slut for humping your leg.

Stop it with comments like that. That's a horrible thing to say.

oh you guys....

Eagle0600 wrote:Stop it with comments like that. That's a horrible thing to say.

Okay, mom. Geeze.

Untadaike wrote:

Zhukov wrote:Ah dear. Boy, you have some learning to do.

Why do you and Ren call everyone "Boy"?

I think it's comparable to calling your dog a slut for humping your leg.

Its because Ren is a grump...and most likely, you're a boy, Boy.

Eagle0600 wrote:Stop it with comments like that. That's a horrible thing to say.

Welcome to Wolfire, enjoy your stay.
I'm sure worse has been said.

I was actually responding to Renegade_Turner. I forgot to put a quote in.

Sorry for the delay, I was taking a break from the game to play some ODST and catch up on real life stuff.
And so we continue in the next chapter of BIG Kindergarten Kids:
Where Arle gets lost, annoys grandma, beats up a zombie, and burns a mummy to death

Yay, map.

This is what I'm supposed to do, but they really haven't told me how.


While wandering around triyng to figure out where to go I found a cave with a Heal Magic plaque in it.


I wander into a random house and I find Fish Jr. sexually assaulting a Popsicle.

Me an' my shades are too good fo' youz'.

Yes, dat'z right go cry to the authoritayz.

Taking what?

Is he asking me out on a date?

Yes, yes, he's fine. Steal his wallet.

He wants me to get back "The Magic King's Bracelet" apparently.




Pussy.

How much?


Maybe if I'd been more specific I'd have gotten a location. This game seems to assume you know where everything is.


Just drink out of the bottle.


New quest acquired!



I go to take a ride on the Flying Squirrels to get back to the first town, but I apparently being five doesn't let you ride free.

FLYING SQUIRREL!


...I'm sure that isn't ALL you were doing...old pervert..

I love foreshadowing.

While continuing to explore I walk all the way to the top of a mountain and I meet...

...Carbuncle!




Puberty hits early.

Zit doesn't like that.




...and then he just wanders off...

...there goes Carbuncle.


You smoked it all didn't you?!!!

Apparently Grandma is Google Maps.


Satan.


Yes, Satan.


You invited me over to take advantage of a little girl, remember?

Them's fightin' words!


That's because its fake.



Yeah, that's how Fish Jr. rolls.

So now I have to fight a Mini Zombie.





Get on with it.


No sex on the first date.



He's a bit slow.


Can't decide for himself.

So I respond with a question.


Fish Jr. is a cheat and throws bombs at me.

Fire shuts his face up though.

120 Cookies and a level up later...


Swearing in a kids game, how crude...

Tease? He was fucking up a blue-haired little boy.

What is this, elementary school?

Transform and roll out!



Pussy.

One Flying Squirrel trip and -5 Cookies later, I end up back at the blue-haired boy's house.


See what I mean about teasing?

You're gonna die soon anyway, so she lied to you just in case I really didn't come back.

You're never seeing this precious bracelet again. Ever.


Anyway, I go back to the Elephant King's Tomb and I do this ^^^...and I somehow break through the floor...


Elephant Hoses
After wandering around and making it through some Elephant Hoses, I run into another shmuck.






That's what I thought.


Anyway, I'm stopping here for now, there are three different paths I could take, which one should I try first?

Also, I never use all the screenshots I take, but if you wanna check 'em out starting with the most recent, look here:
http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g186/ ... oon/Madou/

So, its up to you guys where I go now.

Grayswandir wrote:

Untadaike wrote:

Zhukov wrote:Ah dear. Boy, you have some learning to do.

Why do you and Ren call everyone "Boy"?

I think it's comparable to calling your dog a slut for humping your leg.

Its because Ren is a grump...and most likely, you're a boy, Boy.

Well, I am a boy.

And you aren't? hehehehehe old person!

Insecure?: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5179&p=87313&hilit=+boy#p87313
Unsure?: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4850&p=77915&hilit=+boy#p77915
Angered: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4850&p=77540&hilit=+boy#p77540
Random: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4479&p=68187&hilit=+boy#p68187
Stopping while ahead: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4233&p=63574&hilit=boy#p63574
Joke: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4203&p=63203&hilit=boy#p63203
Pure genius comedic timing: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4198&p=62961&hilit=boy#p62961X
Complimentary: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4001&p=57662&hilit=boy#p57662

Btw, every post of Renegade makes me crack up. Not joking. Try me.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

"Beat you up good, I will!"

"Fire!"

... "That's what I thought" ...

Awesome as always.

Hahahahaha

Untadaike wrote:

Zhukov wrote:Ah dear. Boy, you have some learning to do.

Why do you and Ren call everyone "Boy"?

In Zhukov's case, I believe it's because he can, and has a right to.
Ren probably just 'cause he can.

On a side note, definitely enjoying the lolz from this game combined with gray's attitude towards said means of entertainment.

Checking your search there, that's actually a whole lot of calling me boy.
Ah, how I love the internets...

Untadaike wrote:

Zhukov wrote:Ah dear. Boy, you have some learning to do.

Why do you and Ren call everyone "Boy"?

I used "boy" as a term of address in order to succinctly communicate my opinion that the sentiments expressed by Ren regarding internet-enabled females were highly immature and juvenile. As a sort of secondary bonus, the term also added a nice hint of insulting condescension to my post.

However, since this is Ren we are dealing with here, I am 99% percent certain that said immature sentiments were expressed merely for the purpose of irony, caricature and/or casual trolling. Furthermore, I am 99% certain that Ren knows that I know this and will see my post in a similar light. So, with any luck, nobody will be getting their knickers in a knot. End of story.

...

I really hate having to explain my posts. It severely undermines the aforementioned wish for succinctness.

Can we get back to the nauseatingly adorable five-year-old incinerating cats now please?

I have three paths, which one should i take?