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Ignoring the uncreative name, I figured I'd start a new forum game sort of from the Arms Race thread but a little more organized and with a few rules.

The Game:
I start by posting an image of any kind. The next person to post must then post another image that beats the previous one in some logical way. (Hatchet > Wood; Dog > Cat; etc.)

Win-All's can only be posted when no one can come up with a proper image to beat the last one. Otherwise they cannot be posted (this includes but is not limited to Black Holes, Quasars, Hypernovae, Jesus, and yes, Chuck Norris)

Basically that's it. I guess I'll start with something really easy.


Yes, it's fire.

Water in large quantities! :O

Absolute zero freezes your water.

The cold case should be solved by a heater.

- Black
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

your heater is shorted out by my evil power outage plan

Banana wins, it is unsolvable, it simply exists.

the power of suggestion is radical, but you won't fool me. Here, a peanut. It kills 50 people a year in the u.s alone. Though bananas can kill too, they only cause an indirect death (spider attacks), peanuts kill directly.

While it is likely that a peanut can kill a squirrel, it is more likely that the squirrel is going to enjoy delicious nutty goodness.

while the squirrel enjoys its peanut this dude is going to snipe it like the hunter he is.

There is no spoon.

- Black
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

He lies.

I'll bend your spoon!

I steal your spoon and combine it with my fork to make the most epic eating utensil known to man.

My blender beats your spork with its pureeing power.

Hey, enjoy some Positive Mega-Lightning :> (It does indeed hit your blender.)