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Pfft...just 12 inches?

Renegade_Turner wrote:Sometimes I'll get an erection, and then spontaneously decide to rotate through 360 degrees. In these instances, everything within a 10 mile radius is obliterated.

I mean, unless you cut it down or something.

Glabbit wrote:You're being a tad bitter, Andypants. Honour the beard you wear and get a grip would you!

Suck my penis, Glabbitpants. Tee-hee, best buddies forever! ^_^

Grayswandir wrote:Pfft...just 12 inches?

Renegade_Turner wrote:Sometimes I'll get an erection, and then spontaneously decide to rotate through 360 degrees. In these instances, everything within a 10 mile radius is obliterated.

I mean, unless you cut it down or something.

Oh that. My penis shoots lasers.

ITT (In this thread) people are generally jealous of Renegade_Turner's superior intelligence and pass off the feeling as a sign of responsibility/whatever. Said people should probably up the shut fuck.

Not that I'm trying to be mean but this is all pretty uncalled for. You guys seem to be trying to force on some kind of facade of maturity or intelligence and to be honest it just comes off as silly You're all taking this too seriously.

It is my observation, insofar as the past couple months since my return to these lands, that threads in which one Renegade_Turner deigns to grace with His presence and subsequent derision of the inhabitants thereof become fonts of entertainment, the viewing of which bring forth much amusement.

Renegade_Turner wrote: Stop being a spastic.

Heh. For once, it's you that missed the point, "Tybalt".

I think people are getting pissy now ... way past spastic ...

I actually get paid to be pissy. Like right now I'd bitch about how this forum tells me that pissy isn't a word, but I've a few jobs lined up to be pissy, worth about 1k each, so I've got better things to do.

Untadaike wrote:

Renegade_Turner wrote: Stop being a spastic.

Heh. For once, it's you that missed the point, "Tybalt".

You really are insistent on being a spastic.

Untadaike wrote:I actually get paid to be pissy. Like right now I'd bitch about how this forum tells me that pissy isn't a word, but I've a few jobs lined up to be pissy, worth about 1k each, so I've got better things to do.

Classic internet manoeuvre. Tokage do you have a rule about this one? Something about when a person has to brag about all the money they're making and how they've better things to do, it usually means they have no money whatsoever and have nothing better to do?

I'd expect nothing less from a spastic.

How do you know I am even reading this?

Nope can't find such a law, but wouldn't be surprised, if it exists. The tendency of people to claim that this is just the internet and in the real world they are important can be observed quite often so I guess it would be OK to formulate such a law. Now for a name ... either Turner's law or Untadaike's law?

It would really just be a derivation of the internet tough guy law.


(and that guy looks shockingly like John! DUN DUN DUN HAVE I UNRAVELED A DEEP SECRET?)

Thumbtack neck punchers unite.

You know, it was sarcasm. I can say anything here. Sarcasm. You should really watch some of my videos, you might get to know me better. I'm not a serious guy. In fact, every forum I am a part of, I put on a different "persona" that has extreme characteristics. So I recommend you get used to it and stop freaking out because I'm crossing your comfort line by spazing out. There. I said it.