Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

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Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Wilbefast » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:30 am

In the wake of the first spontaneous "Doctor Seuss Off" that happened in the John's Beard thread, I think it'd be good to have a thread dedicated to this exciting new forum game.

The rules are as follows:
  1. Add only one adjective at a time only
  2. No double-posting
  3. Modified picture is a must,
  4. no covering up of previous additions (though they can be moved around to make space).
  5. Keep to the rhyming pattern!
  6. If the thread goes dead for more than a week, the winner is the last person to take a legal turn
  7. After a winner is declared, the game starts again as soon as someone proposes a new image and a (1) new word


To better understand the "rhyming pattern" rule, have a look at the example: note the "Magnum" is an illegal move in Game #1, and "Ensemble" is illegal in Game #2. However rules are made to be broken, provided that the effect is suitably comedic (cf - "Orson").

In Game #1 the pattern was "OSM", meaning that "ASM", "ISM", "ESM" or "USM" would have been acceptable. The original Seuss tirade can be found here - the pattern was in "EETLE", and moved over to "UDLE", "ADLE", "ATTLE" and finally "OODLE". I'm not enough of a linguistic to explain how this work exactly, but you get the general idea: consonants are fixed (except for things like Ds and Ts which sound similar), and vowels can be altered.

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Game #1: "Ossum Possum"

Starter = Wilbefast

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Winner = Uberbeard

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(no poem was done for this one - if you would like to contribute one, PM me :wink: )
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OSSUM ORSON BOSOM BLOSSOM CHASM PHANTASM PRISM SPASM MAGNUM POSSUM


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Game #2: "Obama"


Starter = Wilbefast

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Winner = Wilbefast

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When Obama and Osama are combined into a farmer and the farmer is from hamma and is farming mostly lamas - AND - when Osamaba-farmer's from future in pajamas, with five collars, armor, bombvest... and - a fistful of dollars - AND - when to add a little drama, there is Tolkien's ensembah with Osamabama's mama - and it's all a panorama on a sign in Alabama and this sign in Albama is part of "Osamabama-alabama-o-rama" - you call it:
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FUTURAMASAMABAMA HAMMA BOMBAH LLAMA-FARMAH, COMMA COLLAR DOLLAR MAMA, PAJAMARMOR ALABAMA, PANORAMA ENSEMBAH DRAMA O-ROMA


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Game #3: "Silver"

Starter = Fournine

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Winner = Tokage

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When our silver Olver gilver combined with Ulver (with revolvers) is solved with solvers made from elvers on a salver with Balder wearing a salvar, you call it:
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SILVER ULVER OLVER REVOLVER GILVER ELVER SOLVER SALVER SALVAR BALDER


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Game #4: "Turner"

Starter = DJisBored

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Winner = Freshbite
NB - the winning move was actually "burner" : neither murder nor girder are 'N*R' rhymes. It makes no difference though as Freshbite was fourth AND second.

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When our fellow Turner is on fire, and there's a murder, and in the backgrounds are the famous boys sitting on their Girder, they call it -
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TURNER BURNER GIRDER MURDER


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Game #5: "Google"

Starter = Freshbite

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Winner = Tokage

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When Gurgle can toggle the haggling of boondoggles at Google Muggle Ogle, while playing a bugle for a beagle and a sméagol made of bagels in a Peggle level full of bog(g)les, you call it -
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GOOGLE MUGGLE OGLE BEAGLE BAGEL SMÉAGOL GURGLE BUGLE BOONDOGGLE HAGGLE TOGGLE BOGGLE PEGGLE


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Game #6: "Blog"

Starter = AssaultMan67

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Wilbefast » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:31 am

I'll start:

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OBAMA

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Freshbite » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:48 am

OBAMA LLAMA

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I love your creativity.
These kinds of threads gives people a chance to prove their worth in a positive way, rather than a spammy way.

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Assaultman67 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:31 pm

Grr ... i wanna play but i got a meeting in about 30 minutes ... when i get back ill play :P ...

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Post by Sandurz » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:42 pm

Obama Hamma Llama
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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Blorx » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:44 pm

Obama Llama Osama

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EDIT: Damn! Sandurz beat me to it. xD

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Post by DJisbored » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:00 pm

Obama Llama Hamma Osama Comma

Edit: I failed somewhere in there D:
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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Wilbefast » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:25 pm

:lol:

Do try to combine each thing you add with the rest of the picture though, rather than just adding it into the background:

, When Obama and Osama are combined into a farmer and the farmer is from hamma and is farming mostly lamas, you call it:

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OSAMABAMA COMMA HAMMA LAMA-FARMER!

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Post by Armored Wolf » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:32 pm

Oh yeah?

OSAMABAMA COMMA HAMMA LLAMA-FARMER WITH PAJAMA!
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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Blorx » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:35 pm

OSAMABAMA COMMA HAMMA LAMA-FARMER WITH ARMOR!

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EDIT: Damnit! Again with the posting while I'm editing the pic. xD

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Armored Wolf » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:36 pm

Isn't the word armor against the rules? :?

But we can just combine them with a Osamabama comma hamma llama-farmer with pajama armor :P

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Blorx » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:39 pm

Armored Wolf wrote:Isn't the word armor against the rules? :?
It rhymes with farmer D:
But we can just combine them with a Osamabama comma hamma llama-farmer with pajama armor :P
Haha, someone else do that. My photoshoping skills are terrible. :(

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Armored Wolf » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:40 pm

Mine too. I'll go do that now, though, despite my horrible skills.




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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by nutcracker » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:59 pm

Armor rhimes not :/

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Re: Seuss Off #2 - The second coming

Post by Blorx » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:07 pm

nutcracker wrote:Armor rhimes not :/
We went over this. Neither does farmer, but Wilbefast himself put farmer.

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