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[Freshbite]

I concur.

[Renegade_Turner]

Oh, he is better than a variety of other posters, Venatir and Devilsclub being prime examples. He could be a bit more polite though ... or at least make his insults more humorous.

That's my point. I may be a dick to people, but at least sometimes I'm funny while doing so.

Based on your comment about me in your original post, it's pretty evident that all you're doing is posting more so you can increase your post count, not because you actually have anything intelligent or witty or relevant to say.

Also, do not try to feign the whole awesomeness bit. Awesomeness is my bit, and you're terrible at it.

Hes right ... hes much better at being awesome ...

Tee-hee, oh you! You're too kind! ^_^

[Armored Wolf]

So you can be a dick if you're funny. Must remember that.

No, I'm the best.

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[Glabbit]

We're all the best at something.

I, for instance, am the best at not being the best at anything.
Not the best intellectual, not the best retard, nor the best artist, etc, etc, etc.
I admit the initial sentence is paradoxical, but no-one can do that bit better.

[Richie Rabbit]

Im the best around nothing's gonna ever keep me down.

[Armored Wolf]

I am the best speed-poster.

I actually don't do it intentionally, I just say whatever comes to mind and don't not say it if it isn't clever. This means that a lot of my stuff is garbage. Oh well.

[Renegade_Turner]

We're all the best at something.

I, for instance, am the best at not being the best at anything.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything!

[Freshbite]

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything!

Allow me to quote you on that...

[Renegade_Turner]

Actually, it's a quote from Demetri Martin. You can quote him on it.

[Glabbit]

I am the best speed-poster.

I actually don't do it intentionally, I just say whatever comes to mind and don't not say it if it isn't clever. This means that a lot of my stuff is garbage. Oh well.

That explains quite a bit!
I used to be like that - In fact, I partly still am, only I've got less to say.
So there is a good brain in there somewhere =D

[Freshbite]

Actually, it's a quote from Demetri Martin. You can quote him on it.

Appearently you didn't get the joke

[Renegade_Turner]

"Allow me to quote you on that." was a joke? You, Sir, are hilarious. Forgive me for my insolence, I was unaware that I was being graced by the prince of the art of comedy.

[tokage]

So you can be a dick if you're funny. Must remember that.

It is all about TPO...

"Allow me to quote you on that." was a joke? You, Sir, are hilarious. Forgive me for my insolence, I was unaware that I was being graced by the prince of the art of comedy.

Now, that was a joke.

[Freshbite]

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything!

Allow me to quote you on that...



Tsk tsk. What you didn't get was that I had, in fact, quoted you.
It was a "I see what you did there" moment, which you sadly didn't get.
And I know, I'm hilarious.

Not really...

[Renegade_Turner]

THAT was the joke? That thought crossed my mind at the time, that you were quoting me when you were saying it, and that's what you were literally referring to. Then I thought to myself "No, he couldn't possibly be making a joke THAT lame", so I assumed that you were being sincere rather than frivolous. This is my punishment for expecting too much of someone. Please forgive me, next time I will expect you to make shit jokes that no one's going to laugh at.

In succinct form, I did get your version of your, ahem, joke, but was expecting some other meaning because I thought that no one could possibly be that dry.