Awesome things that never were...

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Awesome things that never were...

Post by Blorx » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:06 pm

Just for fun, let's see what we can find.


Minesweeper: The Movie. Totally would have chosen this over The Hurt Locker any day. :wink:


Homestar Runner RPG. Come on, it's Homestar Runner meets Ultima on the Atari 2600. What's more badass than that?

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Post by cameleopard42 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:57 am

The State of Franklin (in red).
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Sid Meier's Dinsoaurs
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A Hitchhiker's movie, along with a sixth book, made by Douglas Adams.
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Practical jet-packs.
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Kid Icarus 64
http://screwattack.com/videos/What-if-K ... ears-later

Games of the Silly Olympiad


Ministry of Silly Walks


Small Tank
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The Phantom
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God's Source Code


Banjo-Kazooie Stop 'N' Swap

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by Assaultman67 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:29 pm

Turbo prop cars?

I saw a trashed turbine sitting in the parking lot of a body shop ... needless to say i shat bricks considering A total of 55 turbine cars were ever produced. When Chrysler had finished the user program and other public displays of the cars, 46 of them were destroyed.

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by tokage » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:00 pm

cameleopard42 wrote:Practical jet-packs.
There is a company getting ready to sell jet packs. There was an article saying the price tag will be 75.000$. Here is the link to the company site
And they got a video with air time:




On topic, Pac-Man the Movie:
http://vimeo.com/10603337

And, of course, Duke Nukem Forever.

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Post by Armored Wolf » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:16 pm

Awesome things that never were: Small Tank

And, it seems, something called Project^Hero 1 or something like that.

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by Blorx » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:59 pm

tokage wrote: And, of course, Duke Nukem Forever.
I actually found this page today and lol'd pretty hard. I especially think the 4-bit stripper is hilarious. :lol:

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by Richie Rabbit » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:52 pm

The cure for cancer.

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Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:21 am

michael jackson's comeback tour

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Post by Assaultman67 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:24 pm

zoidberg rules wrote:michael jackson's comeback tour
Too soon :cry:

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by tokage » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:08 pm

Assaultman67 wrote:
zoidberg rules wrote:michael jackson's comeback tour
Too soon :cry:
Well, all he can do now is Thriller ten times anyway.

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Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:15 pm

fine then

elvis' comeback

or john lennon's

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Post by Armored Wolf » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:16 pm

zoidberg rules wrote:fine then

elvis' comeback
Nah, we don't need him.

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:18 pm

heath ledger's second outing as the joker

(this isnt meant to be an insult, i think it ould have been awesome, shame really)

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by Renegade_Turner » Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:50 am

Kate Winslet dying at the end of Titanic.

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Re: Awesome things that never were...

Post by zoidberg rules » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:13 pm

a splinter cell movie (although i hear there is a script in development)

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