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Post by Zhukov » Thu May 27, 2010 4:03 am

Eeeaarrg.

Yeah... no. Not looking forward to this. Game to movie adaptions suck until proven otherwise.

The Mass Effect games, bar a few glaring flaws, are good games. However, that does not automatically qualify them to be good movie material. If you strip away all the actual game elements you're just going to end up with a generic spacey action alien-fest that has its lips firmly wrapped around Star Trek's penis.

Besides, call me petty but it would feel weird seeing a Commander Shepherd who isn't a somewhat-ugly-dark-skinned-female-Vanguard-who-is-too-nice-for-her-own-good-and-has-a-penchant-for-shotguns-and-the-colour-blue.

I mean, sure, I'll watch it, but more out of morbid curiosity then anything else.

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Post by Grayswandir » Thu May 27, 2010 7:11 am

My Captain Shepard looked fairly normal from the front, if not a bit gaunt. But if he turned his head, you'd notice that he had really long fish lips, a horse face, and his eye sockets were about an inch out from his face. I think that's the most fun I had with the game, the character editor, everything else bored me.

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Post by invertin » Thu May 27, 2010 9:41 am

My Shepard looked Mongolian by accident but I couldn't be bothered to fix it so I kept it and now I cannot hear that voice coming out of any other face.

As for the film, they should make it about... I dunno... Saren or something. Or Anderson. Not Shepard. Any character that their face and personality is set in stone, not Shepard.

If Shepard shows up at all, they should be too blurry to see properly, fully armoured, and never say anything. And thus only serve as a minor cameo for the fanboys to gush over.

You know what? They should cancel this movie. Screw it. Start again from scratch, and make it using CGI. And then upload it to XBOX live, and allow people to upload their Shepard into it.

That is literally the only way I can watch a Mass Effect film starring Shepard without it being extremely jarring.

Random fact- My spellchecker doesn't recognise movie as a word. MOVIE. This spellchecker sucks.

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Post by zoidberg rules » Thu May 27, 2010 12:12 pm

That would be a good idea, but I have like, 8 Shepards, 4th play through of both of them...

Oh, and I have no Microsoft points, so I wouldn't be able to buy the film either, plus the money-grubbing whores who run Microsoft have recently changed the XBL system so that you hae to be a gold member, which I'm not, and you have to download zune...

Note: Neither does mine, again, google translate sucks ass

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Re: What's your opinion on this?

Post by Renegade_Turner » Thu May 27, 2010 9:28 pm

Mass Effect bored the fuck out of me, but I eventually finished it just because I wanted to play Mass Effect 2, which was much more satisfactory.

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Re: What's your opinion on this?

Post by Grayswandir » Fri May 28, 2010 4:04 am

The first one bored me after about the first hour. It felt like a generic third person shooter, I figured the second one would be more of the same.

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Post by Blorx » Fri May 28, 2010 4:06 am

Grayswandir wrote:The first one bored me after about the first hour. It felt like a generic third person shooter, I figured the second one would be more of the same.
A generic first person shooter that makes you wade through hours upon hours of interactive cutscenes for absolutely no reason.

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Post by Grayswandir » Fri May 28, 2010 4:08 am

Blorx wrote:
Grayswandir wrote:The first one bored me after about the first hour. It felt like a generic third person shooter, I figured the second one would be more of the same.
A generic first person shooter that makes you wade through hours upon hours of interactive cutscenes for absolutely no reason.
But you get potential naked lesbian or man sex...so it makes it all good right?

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Post by Blorx » Fri May 28, 2010 4:11 am

Grayswandir wrote:
Blorx wrote:
Grayswandir wrote:The first one bored me after about the first hour. It felt like a generic third person shooter, I figured the second one would be more of the same.
A generic first person shooter that makes you wade through hours upon hours of interactive cutscenes for absolutely no reason.
But you get potential naked lesbian or man sex...so it makes it all good right?
I've seen that shit on Youtube. Talk about anti-climactic. I really hope none of you played it for that reason. >.>

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Post by Grayswandir » Fri May 28, 2010 4:16 am

I never actually got far enough to even care, but you have no idea how many times I had to clean my keyboard after seeing that. :wink:

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Its funny that it actually made CNN news about how "racey" and "adult" video games were becoming.

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Post by Blorx » Fri May 28, 2010 4:18 am

Yeah, it's a bit odd...there are games like Leisure Suit Larry that have been getting by for over two decades (two...right?) just fine without (news-worthy) criticism...and now they're raining down hard on Mass Effect and God of War.

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Post by zoidberg rules » Fri May 28, 2010 7:07 am

You want "racy" and "adult" anybody else hear of the "hot coffee" mod for San Andreas, the disturbing part is, it was in the games coding, just locked out, so you just had to edit like 1 file, then there you are, fully interactive sex minigame!

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Post by invertin » Fri May 28, 2010 10:44 am

Man you guys are picky about videogames.
zoidberg rules wrote:You want "racy" and "adult" anybody else hear of the "hot coffee" mod for San Andreas, the disturbing part is, it was in the games coding, just locked out, so you just had to edit like 1 file, then there you are, fully interactive sex minigame!
The stupid thing is that they upped the rating because of a game feature that you have to mod the game to use.

Which is sort of like rating Sims 2 "M" because somebody modded in nakedness.

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Re: What's your opinion on this?

Post by Teh Lang » Sat May 29, 2010 3:40 am

Hehehe...I gave Zoidberg Mass Effect 1 and Assassins Creed for free.

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Re: What's your opinion on this?

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat May 29, 2010 7:20 am

I know, those are both great games :)

Anyway, back to the original point of this thread...Anybody heard anything else about this Death Note movie yet??

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