Morki wrote:...
Not "it"! Her. And she is lesbian. When unattached, my hair almost fall to my but. Almost. Still a year or so to unlock the achievement.
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(oh god, what I'm gonna do next, will probably end very badly)
I feel as if there was a fundamental miscommunication about what I meant by "it". So please don't get all "vagina power" on me. "It" is a character off of the Addams family that is basically a walking hairball. "It" is not supposed to be an objectification of women (which i didn't even know at the time
and still don't really know.)
Also why the lesbian bit? it feels a bit unnecessary to know your sexual preference when there is infinitesimal risk of ever meeting one another. Are you afraid someone here will furiously masturbate knowing some girl is posting on the internet? Also, if someone was furiously masturbating knowing you're posting somewhere on the internet, would saying that you're a lesbian really stop them?
To be honest, gender on the internet is about as useful information as how many limes someone can hold because only our thoughts and opinions can leak through copper wires via text at lightning fast speed. not genitalia. Coincidentally, if genitalia
could travel through copper wires at lightning fast speeds, I doubt I would even be here right now because my penis would be jammed into some technological orifice of extacy.
My record is 10 btw.
(Wow, I just read over that again... sorry if I came off too calloused/perverted ... but there is nothing to fear! ... I'm mostly joking ...)
Edit: Oh wait, are you talking about yourself in 3rd person or are you saying that you're related to her?
If you are related to her instead of being her, then you should probably ignore the entire post above.