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Corrupt-a-wish

for those who don't know corrupt-a-wish is a forum game,
the first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own.

example:
i wish i was rich.

granted but you will be rich in calcium.

ill start:

i wish i had an eternal life.

Granted, but you get bored and kill yourself after 15,000 years.

I wish I could be bothered to look for the old thread which was pretty much this game.

Granted but you will search, search and search for all eternity.
I wish i had a pony.

Granted, but when you're grooming it, it shits on you.

I wish for a bleeper for foul language.

Granted but it will soon drive you crazy due to all the foul language the world has.

I wish I had a 50 inch TV.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had the power of Grayskull.

Granted, but they don't care and just carry on with the new thread to smite you.

Sometimes, I wish I were an angel.

granted, but god sends you back to kill us all.

I wish someone would necro the thread we already have for this game.

Granted, the zombie thread comes back and eats us all.

I wish I weren't so tired right now.

Granted: You die... Yes that's the only solution.

I wish people would listen more to classical music.

Granted, now everybody listens to nothing but classical music, putting all modern bands out of buisiness, now you've killed some really good bands! Happy now?!

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish!

Granted.

I wish zoidberg would kill that fish.

Granted,but he revived it soon after killing it.

I wish I was a nuclear warhead

Granted, but the game ended before you could use it.

I wish I'd kill that fish.