Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

[Assaultman67]

I'd say about a seven.

In other words, you're still good for two more rounds ...

Get back in the ring romeo!

[kehaar]

OK, also, she ----

EDIT: OK this is already enough of a sausage fest without that....

[Assaultman67]

Why is this thread getting increasingly creepy and depressing? rather than increasingly creepy and awkward/funny like other threads?

[Renegade_Turner]

OK, also, she will tell you she can cross her ankles behind her head, and offer to prove it.

The perfect position for me to strike.

[kehaar]

sorry, I'll stop

[zoidberg rules]

Not what she said...

Or what Ren said by the sounds of things...

[Assaultman67]

OK, also, she will tell you she can cross her ankles behind her head, and offer to prove it.

The perfect position for me to strike.

Ok ... I lol'ed hard

(but that's an example of what not to say in front of girls )

[Renegade_Turner]

Oh really, I need to re-tweak my approach to introducing myself to other human beings in the real world, thank you, oh guru of social etiquette.

[Assaultman67]

No need to thank me ... I am just a man who happens to know the obvious ...

[Renegade_Turner]

I'm not one to disagree.

[Assaultman67]

...

*cough*

...

... but it would be the polite thing to do.

[Renegade_Turner]

...

Don't humour me.

[zoidberg rules]

Well, you're both humoring everyone else, since we are all laughing!

[Grayswandir]

You realize we're laughing at you, not with you, right zoidberg?

[zoidberg rules]

Oh hell yeah, I just make the best of bad situations.