Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Venatir » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:16 am

[YouTube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhVhcNTT5GQ[/YouTube]

wasn't so bad. video related

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by underthedeep » Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:38 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:Andrew Jackson Jihad...I like that. Now it is mine. Actually, Jesse, just give me your computer so I can sift through your music.

nawh brah that would take away half of my mystery

i did just join a new band though, i will show you guys all our neat little tunes once we record.

if we end up being good haha

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Count Roland » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:28 pm

man should've left the s off the http so we could see that.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by kehaar » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:40 pm

Venatir wrote:[YouTube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhVhcNTT5GQ[/YouTube]

wasn't so bad. video related
yes... well, same time next year, I guess.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by zoidberg rules » Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:42 am

I spent valentine's day morning doing a couple hours of forensic science with an extremely hot girl I don't have the balls to ask out. I then went home and played Black Ops and Guitar Hero for the rest of the day. Not too bad, for me it's always the next day that's the worst, spending the day hearing about everyone but you getting laid can be pretty shit... :lol:

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Renegade_Turner » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:48 am

*Cringes at your use of the word "laid".*

Here's the poem which I recited to my Valentine on Valentine's Day:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by zoidberg rules » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:01 pm

Met a girl in a bar the other day, started talking to her, asked her if she wanted to come back to my place, she said she wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last man earth, I leant across to her, gave her a wink and replied simply with "If I were the last man on earth, who would be there to stop me?!" :lol:

But yeah no anyway, I love the little things they do with that poem.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Disco Science » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:13 pm

Yes, that poem is endlessly versatile. :twisted: Here's one I made a year or two ago for another forum:
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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Renegade_Turner » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:48 am

I love that picture so very much. Thank you for that.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Assaultman67 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:30 am

zoidberg rules wrote:Met a girl in a bar the other day, started talking to her, asked her if she wanted to come back to my place, she said she wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last man earth, I leant across to her, gave her a wink and replied simply with "If I were the last man on earth, who would be there to stop me?!" :lol:

But yeah no anyway, I love the little things they do with that poem.
My god did you really say that ... that sounds particularly ... rapey >_>

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by zoidberg rules » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:54 pm

*Facepalm*

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Renegade_Turner » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:13 pm

*Also facepalms*

*Then headdesks. Repeatedly*

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Grayswandir » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:16 pm

This is why we call zoidberg "mace-face" and "therapist". Behind his back of course.

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by kehaar » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:14 am

zoidberg rules wrote:Met a girl in a bar the other day, started talking to her, asked her if she wanted to come back to my place, she said she wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last man earth, I leant across to her, gave her a wink and replied simply with "If I were the last man on earth, who would be there to stop me?!" :lol:
Hey, ZR I don't wanna tell you how to live your life or anything, but if you want to, ahem, "get laid", like... ever... you might want to forget you know those jokes.

Just sayin' I don't think I've ever met a girl who thought those were cute.

Just a suggestion, mind you. :wink:

Although if you did find the one girl who liked 'em, she could be your crazy soulmate. Or maybe just a cop...

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Re: Worst. Valentine's day. Ever.

Post by Grayswandir » Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:03 am

We can count on zoidberg to be the kind of person to go up to a girl and say, "I want to euthanize you," and mean it. And we can expect him to say it with a passion.

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