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Renegade_Turner wrote:Andrew Jackson Jihad...I like that. Now it is mine. Actually, Jesse, just give me your computer so I can sift through your music.

nawh brah that would take away half of my mystery

i did just join a new band though, i will show you guys all our neat little tunes once we record.

if we end up being good haha

man should've left the s off the http so we could see that.

Venatir wrote:[YouTube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhVhcNTT5GQ[/YouTube]

wasn't so bad. video related

yes... well, same time next year, I guess.

I spent valentine's day morning doing a couple hours of forensic science with an extremely hot girl I don't have the balls to ask out. I then went home and played Black Ops and Guitar Hero for the rest of the day. Not too bad, for me it's always the next day that's the worst, spending the day hearing about everyone but you getting laid can be pretty shit...

Met a girl in a bar the other day, started talking to her, asked her if she wanted to come back to my place, she said she wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last man earth, I leant across to her, gave her a wink and replied simply with "If I were the last man on earth, who would be there to stop me?!"

But yeah no anyway, I love the little things they do with that poem.

Yes, that poem is endlessly versatile. Here's one I made a year or two ago for another forum:

zoidberg rules wrote:Met a girl in a bar the other day, started talking to her, asked her if she wanted to come back to my place, she said she wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last man earth, I leant across to her, gave her a wink and replied simply with "If I were the last man on earth, who would be there to stop me?!"

But yeah no anyway, I love the little things they do with that poem.

My god did you really say that ... that sounds particularly ... rapey >_>

*Facepalm*

This is why we call zoidberg "mace-face" and "therapist". Behind his back of course.

zoidberg rules wrote:Met a girl in a bar the other day, started talking to her, asked her if she wanted to come back to my place, she said she wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last man earth, I leant across to her, gave her a wink and replied simply with "If I were the last man on earth, who would be there to stop me?!"

Hey, ZR I don't wanna tell you how to live your life or anything, but if you want to, ahem, "get laid", like... ever... you might want to forget you know those jokes.

Just sayin' I don't think I've ever met a girl who thought those were cute.

Just a suggestion, mind you.

Although if you did find the one girl who liked 'em, she could be your crazy soulmate. Or maybe just a cop...

We can count on zoidberg to be the kind of person to go up to a girl and say, "I want to euthanize you," and mean it. And we can expect him to say it with a passion.