My son loves watching Thomas the train. Ergo, I've watched a lot of Thomas the train. I got a better idea of just how much while playing Receiver.
Every time I pick up the tape that has the line, "... so far has caused widespread sickness and mental weakness," my brain expects to hear "widespread confusion and delay" instead.
Thank you, Sir Topham Hat. A-hole.
Mercifully, I've seen the show less than a thousand times. I don't think I've yet been transformed...