Donation To Wolfire

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:56 am

That's it! Sell clues for donations to Wolfire!

Ambiguity of clue is dependent on amount of donation:

$0.01 = "It's secret."

$1.00 = "It involves code."

$1,000,000 = "It's an Economic War Program (like the one in Norstrilia by Cordwainer Smith) that will begin with your generous donation and slowly and secretly make a vast number of small but financially astute purchases and trades in the stock and bond markets until it amasses all the properly positioned resources to make several sudden and totally unexpected hostile takeover raids that will place ownership and control of Aspyr, Blizzard, Macsoft, Bungie and a number of smaller casual gaming companies solely in the hands of Jeff and David. For your reward the main character in L2 will be named after you and you get a free copy. For another $1 million we might meet you for coffee if you're ever in SF and give you a clue about our other super secret project which is even more amazing."

Kalexon · Post by **Kalexon** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:26 am

C'mon guys, stop harrasing the developers

I don't want this thread to disolve into another random thread.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:50 am

No

(Just Kidding)

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:51 pm

Technically, this isn't turning into a random thread, it's still on topic.

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:13 pm

Kalexon wrote:I don't want this thread to disolve into another random thread.

Why should this one be any different?

If you expect this group to stay on topic, you must be confusing them with the ARA Forum. This one's definitely expulsive.

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:38 pm

Yeah, that's why I told her she shouldn't ask for sugar. I mean, once you take the finger, the pill fills the spoon of the mockingbird, right?

..oh wait, not Randomness section. Must resist urge to totally ignore thread author's point.

Seriously though, if you want to donate money to Wolfire Software, why don't you just send money to the PayPal account? You can at least try it and see what happens.

leDoOd · Post by **leDoOd** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:59 pm

This thread is too stronge for my peanut butter cups.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:46 pm

WTF is "stronge"??

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:50 pm

Definitely a meme we have found. Exciteness. Fear. Curiosity.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:29 pm

Any sort of Wolfire Weirdness is Stronge.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:30 pm

ok, IC

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:51 am

But not Asian.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:25 am

Usagi wrote:But not Asian.

But donating is moe.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:18 am

moe? Another meme? Or am I missing something here?

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:03 am

Grayswandir wrote:
Usagi wrote:But not Asian.
But donating is moe.

No, not moe; Zeppo!