David is awesome.

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brigadesoft
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David is awesome.

Post by brigadesoft » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:16 am

Some friends and I were talking about how phenomenal David is as what he does, and it digressed into David-flavoured Norrisisms. I figured I'd share a few of them, and see if we could get a funny thread started.


When David's compiler throws errors, he throws them back.

David doesn't use an IDE. All he needs is a magnetized needle and a hard drive.

I heard David coded Lugaru on a pager while skydiving.
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Re: David is awesome.

Post by Krabman318 » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:16 am

brigadesoft wrote:David doesn't use an IDE. All he needs is a magnetized needle and a hard drive.
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Re: David is awesome.

Post by Korban3 » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:52 pm

For loops have an iterator for David.
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brigadesoft
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Re: David is awesome.

Post by brigadesoft » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:46 pm

David Li caused the recent recession with his Gaussian copula function.

David Rosen caused the great depression with his first breath.
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Re: David is awesome.

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:56 am

Wasn't there a David-joke part in the ol' beard thread? Might wanna check that out.
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