how the humans died

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Post by Crill3 » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:22 pm

Seriously, if you add some more and take a screenshot, you've got yourself
a cool desktop wallpaper :D

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Post by Kalexon » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:05 am

Here's my take on things: If Jeff isn't just pulling our collective legs then here is my suggestion on what happened:

After the apocalypse and humanity dies out, this leaves the field for the dominant speices of the Earth open. Diffirent speices evolve from primitive form to take on the role, such as getting larger and more complex brains, there legs change becoming effective arched supports.

In the wolves and other carnivores case they simply used there claws and teeth to hunt and fight, never needing to pick up a weapon to defend themselves because naturaly they already have there own. But in the Rabbits and other former rodents cases they don't have natural weapons such as claws to defend themselves with, thus they picked up sticks and stones, and like humanity before them, was ultimatly set on the path to technological advancment.

This would explain why we never see a wolf in Lugaru with a weapon, and why there culture is still a pack with an Alpha Wolf as apposed to the Rabbits who have a monarchy. In other words an entire nation, however small or large it is. They also developed a martial arts style to defend themselves in case they can't find or don't have a weapon. You see in Lugaru that the wolf punch is a simple slash down, using the claw as the main weapon, but with the rabbit punch (heavy and light) you see a much more focused punch using the fist to either sock you in the face or knock you down with a heavy double shot to the chest.

Now I'm probably wrong, but then I might be right :roll:
Or Jeff is just kidding.

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Post by Sage » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:05 am

THat's a good idea at how the doods came to not suck, but we want to know how the humans died as well (hence the topic title)

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Post by Albab » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:40 pm

Aww, I wish you hadn't said anything. That was a massive spoiler.

It would have been so cool to be like "What the hell is a wall doing here?"

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Post by David » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:34 pm

Honestly, I have no idea what Jeff was supposedly talking about.

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Post by Nuky » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:44 pm

Good boy, David. Jeff spoiled a tad too much this time, eh? o.0
To a dude who had to tell the rest o.0

And now you're trying to hide it again, eh? ;D

Just kidding, just kidding. I believe you <_<

BUT! This really helped me develop some (unmentioned) ideas for a mod I'm planning in the back of my head. Based on another project of mine. So I realy hope this game will be super-moddable, cause it's a pretty advanced idea, and still in the earliest stages o.0
Which I probably would need a team for -_-;;

Thanks :P

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Post by Albab » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:10 pm

I hope you're serious... On the other hand, david being violently angry towards david for spilling the story is sort of funny.

David: -reads new thread- GRRRRAAAAAAUUHHH!!! -pulls off skin, revealing furry interior-
Jeff: Ah! -runs-

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Post by Nuky » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:01 pm

Since when did David get MPD (the disorder)? o.0

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:39 pm

I do hope you keep overusing those anime faces.

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Post by Albab » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:35 pm

AHGHDAMNIT!

Who shat in your cereal, Gramps?

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:42 pm

Who hit you on the head?

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Post by Zantalos » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:22 pm

*Clotheslines crossing gaurd*

And who ended up getting kicked in the head and chundering out rotten chocolate wheaties? I did! That's who you son of a bitch!

Now give me half your stuff.


lols, funny...

....

:|

Nevermind, no it wasn't...

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Post by Albab » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:47 pm

xD I thought it was funny.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:03 pm

Uhh...yeeeah.

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Post by Colicedus » Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:48 pm

LOL that was good.

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