Egg in Overgrowth

[Jacktheawesome]

*swoosh*
Jetpack? My swoosh comes from my auburn cape flapping in the wind, as I fly freely and unaided with my magical superpower, bestowed by a phoenix on the darkest night of the year. I just wear the cape for effect.



*swoosh*

[Korban3]

Oh, huh... Mine comes from not wearing any pants and then jumping off stuff... so.
*swoosh*

[adwuga]

Capes will get you killed in a jet engine propeller, and leaving what you are leaving exposed is a pretty bad idea.

My jetpack is actually made up of microscopic chips embedded in me, which also serve many other proposes, including teleportation and time travel. The jetpack helps fight pirates from midair with control, teleporting so much would be confusing(to you, my chips make me have hyper-ninja-catlike-light speed reflexes.)
here is an image of the only man in the universe more powerful than me.


He's actually grooming it, like a cats mother would.

[ShinyGem]

Wait... wait... did someone say something about eggs? Oh nvm, so, where were we? Ah... *swooshing* was it?

He's actually grooming it, like a cats mother would.

Despite what you said, that's actually quite terrifyingly monstrous...

[adwuga]

But it's obviously photoshopped. Just look at his watch! Horrible fake.

[Jacktheawesome]

*swoosh*
Korban: Touché
Adwuga: I am unimpressed. I need no microscopic chips, only my powers. I could take off the cape at any time, but it would make it too easy for me to dispatch my enemies. Also jet engines? I fly way too high for them. Spaceships you might say? What do you think happened to the Challenger? Exactly, it was tailgating. As for the image, I see nothing wrong with it. Who wouldn't lick a kitten?

*swoosh*

[adwuga]

*swoosh*
As for the image, I see nothing wrong with it. Who wouldn't lick a kitten?

*swoosh*

I personally would love to lick a kitten. Or your children.


However, My chips give me complete control over all matter. I don't need to destroy a ship, I can just delete it, however, it's more fun to do it LIKE A BOSS. However, I can remove your magic, but that would be no fun. Either way it's not much fun, you're no challenge even when I hold back. I can also walk on time and jump dimensions as my location suggests. I also personally know god. He's a pretty cool entity(calling him anything else is too specific).

[Jacktheawesome]

*swoosh*

I would continue, but this is beginning to resemble the "but x times 2!" "x times 10!" "x times 100!" "x times 1,000!" "x times 1,000,000!" "well....x times infinity!" "x times googolplex (for some reason we always thought that was bigger)!" "x times googolplex times 2!" etc. arguments of my childhood.

However, I don't have children, and won't, if my hobby of microwave oven racing persists.


Which it will.

*swoosh*

[Korban3]

So... do I have to put my pants back on?


OH MY GAWD! That needs an Endoface! I'll be right back!

[Jacktheawesome]

*swoosh!*

[Korban3]

Well, it isn't the best ever and is probably NSFW, but here it is:

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[Jacktheawesome]

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[Korban3]

Yes, because that's exactly what I intended.

Look! I'm just like David. My meme has emergent behaviour, just like his AI. That makes me a genius too, right?

EDIT: Lol, just realized how bad the feet look. Wow, those are not pretty feet. At least the calves and knees look ok ^_^

[adwuga]

Yes, because that's exactly what I intended.

Look! I'm just like David. My meme has emergent behaviour, just like his AI. That makes me a genius too, right?

You see, the difference is that your emergent behavior has to do with skull penises, meaning that if you are a genius, you are a Skull Penis Genius.


Is that what you want?

[Korban3]

Well, it is catchy.