Lugaru Price details after Lugaru 2 comes out
Lugaru Price details after Lugaru 2 comes out
What will lugaru cost after lugaru 2 comes out? Will it be the same price, cheaper than $19.99, such as $9.99, will it be free, will it be included with lugaru 2, or will it be abandoned? You vote, they eventually give us answers.
See, what I think what should happen is David should release a collecter's addition of Lugaru 2. It would have both games, concept art, and a DVD of David and Jeff saying "I always wanted to have rabbits on an island, see, now rabbits and an island? That's what I would call chocolate and peanut butter situation right?" and "did you see that sword? It was like chocolate and peanut butter, chocolate and peanut butter, chocolate and peanut butter"
Above is a Cliffy B reference.
Above is a Cliffy B reference.
I think the DVd should also have video of fans clustering around the gates to Wolfire Universal hoping Jeff will drive out in his stretch limo looking bored in dark glasses so they can shriek "Ohmigogohmigogohmigog!!! I think he almost looked in my direction!!!"
They gave up waiting for David years ago after they found out he wears kleenex boxes on his feet while he sits in front of a 180" Bose-Einstein condensate monitor tweaking the gradient scale on the lightbloodknife.png from Lugaru.
Mostly now they stand around arguing about which one of them in really Silb.
"No! I'm Silb! I can prove it! Watch me Leg Cannon those three wolves into the Wolfire gates while sucking strozzapreti through the gap in my teeth! Plus I speak French!"
"Those aren't wolves; they're bearadgers, a rare and highly moral type of anti-drug voting furry-assed mammal who..."
"Shut the fuck up, Usagi!"
"Did you know strozzapreti means "priest strangler" in Ital..."
"I said shut up!!"
They could also have random interviews with rabid fans about their favorite way to kill ("I prefer to discuss philosophy with the wolves until they die of ennui and putrefy and then...Shut up, Usagi!!") and how Lugaru 1 through 9 changed their lives ("I waited in line for like six years for L7 to be released, but when I realized it actually came before L1, I had to play all of them in the correct chronological order, not the chronological order they were issued in but the chronological order they occurred in, and I had to smoke so much dope to get through the kinda boring parts that I got cancer and my girlfriend started letting this other guy feel her thigh...") and who's their favorite wolf ("I like Snow...Snow is totally the suxxor, dude! Alpha Wolf FTW!").
Plus Lugaru action figures.
They gave up waiting for David years ago after they found out he wears kleenex boxes on his feet while he sits in front of a 180" Bose-Einstein condensate monitor tweaking the gradient scale on the lightbloodknife.png from Lugaru.
Mostly now they stand around arguing about which one of them in really Silb.
"No! I'm Silb! I can prove it! Watch me Leg Cannon those three wolves into the Wolfire gates while sucking strozzapreti through the gap in my teeth! Plus I speak French!"
"Those aren't wolves; they're bearadgers, a rare and highly moral type of anti-drug voting furry-assed mammal who..."
"Shut the fuck up, Usagi!"
"Did you know strozzapreti means "priest strangler" in Ital..."
"I said shut up!!"
They could also have random interviews with rabid fans about their favorite way to kill ("I prefer to discuss philosophy with the wolves until they die of ennui and putrefy and then...Shut up, Usagi!!") and how Lugaru 1 through 9 changed their lives ("I waited in line for like six years for L7 to be released, but when I realized it actually came before L1, I had to play all of them in the correct chronological order, not the chronological order they were issued in but the chronological order they occurred in, and I had to smoke so much dope to get through the kinda boring parts that I got cancer and my girlfriend started letting this other guy feel her thigh...") and who's their favorite wolf ("I like Snow...Snow is totally the suxxor, dude! Alpha Wolf FTW!").
Plus Lugaru action figures.
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