so eh...yeah...i just found out today

[BunnyWithStick]

There's something seriously wrong with "Ill". It just looks so wrong without the apostrophe.

[Chainsaw man]

I belive theres an Uncyclopedia media book you may like.
(looks for it)

Fuck, I cant find it...

[Renegade_Turner]

...oooo, he said a bad word.

[Blorx]

BUT, he did actually use correct capilization and grammar, and spelled things a lot better than in some of his posts
so there, WIN

[tailsfanatic]

Score one for the language-orientated among us!

[BunnyWithStick]

No, you miss the point: three lines doesn't really look like much of a word.

Not in relation to apostrophes in don't, won't, shan't etc, just the fact that Ill looks like three lines, at least when the "i" is capitalised.

[Glabbit]

Well, it could mean two things, too, making this even more confusing:
Ill -> I will abbreviated, spelled wrong.

Ill -> Unwell. Sick. Ill.

[BunnyWithStick]

IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl!

Yes. What a strange combination. Luckily, it's near-impossible for "ill" to be used at the start of a sentence correctly.

[tailsfanatic]

Unless you are Yoda:

Ill-equipped, the jedi were.

[BunnyWithStick]

*grumble*

[Renegade_Turner]

I can use it at the start of a sentence:

"Ill give you a disease."

lolirony

[BunnyWithStick]

No, the OTHER Ill.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

[Jimmy Jazz]

....i thought this was a thread to talk about the lugaru IGN page?....

or maybe it was about jet-lee jumping on to the moon?....
hmmm.... well i don't know.

[Renegade_Turner]

No, the OTHER Ill.

That WAS the other Ill. Get it? Disease? Ill?

...

*Coughs* I'll...I'll show myself out...

[Blorx]

what the hell are we talking about now???