The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
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The beard will live
till David has done
may it live forever
Never wrote that kind of stuff before. Am i doing it right?
till David has done
may it live forever
Never wrote that kind of stuff before. Am i doing it right?
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Oh, those were supposed to be HaikusFournine wrote:Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.
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Sonnet-Haiku Combo?h2ostra wrote:Oh, those were supposed to be HaikusFournine wrote:Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.
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Sonnets also have to rhyme, haikus don't.
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haikonnets, i like it
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There is new evidence of the awesomeness of the beard.
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Poorly translated signs from china/japan never gets old
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I was just thinking that, I think the only sentence that makes sense as a whole is the one about "the beard" knowing!
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i eat beards.
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Even pink ones? Either way, John's is off limits.TheShadowInside wrote:i eat beards.
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If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...
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And TheShadowInside isn't a pre-orderer so we wouldn't miss a thing. Jk :] But seriously, PRE-ORDER!!zoidberg rules wrote:If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...