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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:50 am

I would if i could afford to, or if I had a PC which was capable of gaming...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lhorkan » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:25 am

There is a time for off-topicness, and there is a time for great beards. The time for beards has come once more:

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It's a (cheaply) reskinned berzerker from PVKII. Also, admire how subtly I got the company name in the screenshot as well.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:25 pm

Where can i download that?

No seriously, i wan't it.

like, really.

really

please...

please....

please....

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:21 am

Can you right click? That's how I always do it...

By the way, could somebody beard my avatar for me please? I have neither the time, nor the patience, nor the software to do so myself... :?

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by BlackHole » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:04 pm

Here you go, both in awesomeness pink or just beard.

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@Lhorkan: that's pure awesomeness! Hail the great beard!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:10 pm

Thank you black hole :D .

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:18 am

Yay! Beard Zoidberg!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:21 pm

I know!

We should have a beard Wilbefast!

Also I must get a John beard!

Updates as they occur people! :lol:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:19 am

zoidberg rules wrote:We should have a beard Wilbefast!
Beard Wilbefast? But I already have a beard :shock: Surely you're not suggesting...

DOUBLE BEARD
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MULTI-BEARD
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MEGA-BEARD
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MONSTER BEARD
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LUDICROUS BEARD
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H-O-L-Y B-E-A-R-D!
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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Freshbite » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:59 am

Why would you even make that assumption? D:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:05 pm

Thats so full of win...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:53 am

Sorry for the doublepost, but this is some huge news!

Fellow Beard-Followers!

The days have come, where the beard will be shaven. Apocalypse day is in this months calender. But luckily, the Almighty John's beard have given us power to choose over his haircut (if all goes well, which it does, ofcause). So i say, what haircut could possibly be as powerful as the mighty beard that his chin sits on? Another beard! On his head!

Thus, lets vote for a so called "Scalp Beard" when the time has come!

May the beard live forever!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:03 am

Blasphemy! Nothing is greater than the beard. We must re-beard all the beardless photos John publishes, and remain hopefully that there will be a second coming :o

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by BlackHole » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:39 am

The Beard cannot be stopped. Indeed we must re-beard all John pictures. Let us wear our beard avatars with pride!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:54 am

Order! Order!

The beard is indeed the holiest thing of existence, but lets face it, the beard will leave us soon, and even if we re-beard every photo of John's mere chin, we cannot deny the truth: The beard will leave us. Re-bearding pictures is a must. Not doing that would be pure blasphemy. But we need something real, something that is not illusionary, something for the public. Thus, the Scalp-Beard!

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