The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by rudel_ic » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:11 pm

Beard (O.S.): I'll be back.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Count Roland » Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:00 am

Image

at least he wasn't like that guy, eh?

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Seker » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:09 am

WOW! just wow.... who was that sexy chick who lived years under this beard ?

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:34 am

The beards girlfriend. Bound to have sexual intercourse with the chin untill they were brutally seperated.


Fear not. The Beards offspring will soon start to sprawl from the chin! :wink:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Healey » Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:31 pm

John looks of true salesman kin now.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Wilbefast » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:29 am

Think they work you too hard…?
Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle’s back yard
and it’s quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
And all that his stingy old uncle will pay
for his shoving that mower around in the hay
is the piffulous pay of two Dooklas a day.
And Ali can’t live on such piffulous pay!


I'm certain this is all just a metaphor for beards...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by SogiYa » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:54 pm

it's too late now, but you guys should have donated his hair to on of those places who make wigs for people with cancer ...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:18 pm

If there was a poll I'd vote for that option, SogiYa.

Has anyone considered the possibility of one of the animals in Overgrowth having a beard? Like some wild billy goat elder. lol

Or since billy goats aren't in it, a wild rabbit elder.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Wilbefast » Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:53 am

Image

:wink:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Monkeh » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:58 am

Bye, bye beard. I also support the opinion that the beard should be in the game in some form.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by SamW » Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:28 pm

Wilbefast wrote:Image

:wink:
your image host keeps on changing the image url
in fact only the thumbnail has a persistent url.
you should probably just use a link.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Wilbefast » Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:21 pm

:cry:
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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Renegade_Turner » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:30 am

Hahahahahaha. Wilbefast, that is genius.

The beard would be proud of your efforts. =[

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:05 pm

The beard *is* proud of his efforts. The beard isn't dead, it's waiting....

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Uberbeard » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:56 pm

I would express my condolences over the loss of the beard but they would be lies.

This, of course, puts me in a prime position as top beard in the playground. Some have even suggested I engineered this whole event, to which I say; no, that doesn't even make sense.

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