The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
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Beard (O.S.): I'll be back.
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at least he wasn't like that guy, eh?
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WOW! just wow.... who was that sexy chick who lived years under this beard ?
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The beards girlfriend. Bound to have sexual intercourse with the chin untill they were brutally seperated.
Fear not. The Beards offspring will soon start to sprawl from the chin!
Fear not. The Beards offspring will soon start to sprawl from the chin!
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John looks of true salesman kin now.
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Think they work you too hard…?
Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle’s back yard
and it’s quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
And all that his stingy old uncle will pay
for his shoving that mower around in the hay
is the piffulous pay of two Dooklas a day.
And Ali can’t live on such piffulous pay!
I'm certain this is all just a metaphor for beards...
Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle’s back yard
and it’s quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
And all that his stingy old uncle will pay
for his shoving that mower around in the hay
is the piffulous pay of two Dooklas a day.
And Ali can’t live on such piffulous pay!
I'm certain this is all just a metaphor for beards...
Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
it's too late now, but you guys should have donated his hair to on of those places who make wigs for people with cancer ...
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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
If there was a poll I'd vote for that option, SogiYa.
Has anyone considered the possibility of one of the animals in Overgrowth having a beard? Like some wild billy goat elder. lol
Or since billy goats aren't in it, a wild rabbit elder.
Has anyone considered the possibility of one of the animals in Overgrowth having a beard? Like some wild billy goat elder. lol
Or since billy goats aren't in it, a wild rabbit elder.
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Bye, bye beard. I also support the opinion that the beard should be in the game in some form.
Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
your image host keeps on changing the image urlWilbefast wrote:
in fact only the thumbnail has a persistent url.
you should probably just use a link.
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Hahahahahaha. Wilbefast, that is genius.
The beard would be proud of your efforts. =[
The beard would be proud of your efforts. =[
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The beard *is* proud of his efforts. The beard isn't dead, it's waiting....
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I would express my condolences over the loss of the beard but they would be lies.
This, of course, puts me in a prime position as top beard in the playground. Some have even suggested I engineered this whole event, to which I say; no, that doesn't even make sense.
This, of course, puts me in a prime position as top beard in the playground. Some have even suggested I engineered this whole event, to which I say; no, that doesn't even make sense.