The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Ralok » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:35 pm

now someone has to start a "john is sexy" thread


i cant believe i just said that

my heterosexuality hurts

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Freshbite » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:15 pm

Once again, Wilbefast, this earns some serious Respect +

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Post by Wilbefast » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:07 am

Cheers FreshBite :)

Drawn frame by frame in GIMP in case you were wondering. Yes, I do have masochistic tendencies: I use Linux after all.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:24 am

Wait... Uberbeard... He's ....
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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Venatir » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:01 pm

meh, I didnt really care about the beard. He looks better without it.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Untadaike » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:04 am

Beardsons! I had the most brilliant bearduction! Let's put our beards together and SURPASS the randomness thread in POST COUNT. Rant and ramble as often as you like about anything relating to the deity we all know and love - JOHN'S BEARD! (Or lack thereof). And on that note, LET THE RACE BEGIN!!!!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Sandurz » Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:16 am

I wish I had a beard like that. Currently my chin is bald. Or is my beard chinless? WILL THE QUESTIONS NEVER STOP?

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Untadaike » Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:41 am

Tarry not, rash wanton. One day, you may grow a beard like that. With some markers. What a pink cupcake can do for postulation.

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Post by Wilbefast » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:50 am

ON the subject of beards: since moving to Italy I've been growing a beard. This is because it is ridiculously cold in the Alps in winter. Silly John shaved his beard just before winter: that's one perfectly good scarf gone!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Freshbite » Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:46 am

That's why I intend on keeping me beard until late January.
That'll be 4 months of total beard growing time.

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Post by Untadaike » Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:30 pm

People should post pictures of their beards. That would be so awesome, a thread filled with creepy foot-longs. Cause that's how picture all you guys. Trying to type while pushing your beard out of he way. HA HA HA. Actually I'm just jealous. No beard on this mug, sadly.

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Post by Freshbite » Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:15 pm

It isn't nearly foot-long yet. Getting close to 5cm/2 inches though.
It likes to curl up under my chin so it doesn't show it's true nature.

I think it's shy, it's really cute. Image

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Wilbefast » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:14 am

Freshbite wrote:It isn't nearly foot-long yet. Getting close to 5cm/2 inches though.
It likes to curl up under my chin so it doesn't show it's true nature.

I think it's shy, it's really cute. Image
Hmmm... foot-long :P

My beard is fairly uninspiring at the moment: a few weeks ago it just looked like I'd forgotten to shave for a while. I suppose it's looking a lot more smexy now that it seems intentional, but I don't think I have the testosterone to match Freshbite. He's swedish after all...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Freshbite » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:29 am

Yeah, beneath all the fuzzy hair, there grows another set of balls. Image

Perhaps that's why the beard curls itself, to protect its valuables instead of leaving them in the open. I see now. I misjudged you, beard.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:06 pm

I'm.... stunned.... freshbite.....


i think a LOL would be appropriate here.

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