The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
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John said this would be the end of it. He was right. Never again shall we talk about what happened. It never happened.
~ Black
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.
John said this would be the end of it. He was right. Never again shall we talk about what happened. It never happened.
~ Black
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.
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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
So... the new goal for this thread is to photoshop beards onto any unbearded images of John?
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Gosh, he scared me there for a while.
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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
Yes. Now starts the real job of the code of JB....
Beardening the beardless pictures!¨
So what do we do now?
We wait.... for pictures... to be bearded....
Beardening the beardless pictures!¨
So what do we do now?
We wait.... for pictures... to be bearded....
Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
I couldn't have said better myself.
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Thank you, Blackhole, for showing us the way forward in this difficult time
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Sal, accepting unconditional surrender faced with the sacred beard.
History will be written by the bearded: it was not Sal who triumphed over beard, but beard who triumphed over Sal! So it is written, and such is the truth for all true believers...
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Sal, accepting unconditional surrender faced with the sacred beard.
History will be written by the bearded: it was not Sal who triumphed over beard, but beard who triumphed over Sal! So it is written, and such is the truth for all true believers...
Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
Sorry if this is bumping, but I haven't been on the forum for a while.
It's terrible that John's beard has left him... I don't think it was shaved off, that footage was faked.
Here's what I think happened.
(If any of you read Cyanide and Happiness, yes, that came out today)
His beard has merely found a new host, I bet you it's one of the members of Wolfire we never see, or maybe Sal the barber.
It's terrible that John's beard has left him... I don't think it was shaved off, that footage was faked.
Here's what I think happened.
(If any of you read Cyanide and Happiness, yes, that came out today)
His beard has merely found a new host, I bet you it's one of the members of Wolfire we never see, or maybe Sal the barber.
Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
So Sal took the beard from John!? Or did it just decide to change host?
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Sal tried to shave the beard, but the power of the beard was such that, instead of being cut off a new beard grew on Sal's face too!
Let it be known: whosoever dares defile the sacred beard will soon be sporting a magnificent beard of their own. So it is written, and such is the truth for all believers
Let it be known: whosoever dares defile the sacred beard will soon be sporting a magnificent beard of their own. So it is written, and such is the truth for all believers
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Re: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
Right, in thats case, where's John?! *Takes out a pair of scissors*
I wants to get me a John beard!
I wants to get me a John beard!
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All your beard are belong to us!
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The beard belongs to nobody. It bows to no greater power. It suffers no master.
YOU belong to the beard
YOU belong to the beard
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Shun me nonbeliever, shun!