The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

BlackHole · Post by **BlackHole** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:53 am

http://blog.wolfire.com/2010/11/Beard-E ... HD-Footage

John said this would be the end of it. He was right. Never again shall we talk about what happened. It never happened.

~ Black
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.

Uberbeard · Post by **Uberbeard** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:06 pm

So... the new goal for this thread is to photoshop beards onto any unbearded images of John?

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:07 pm

Gosh, he scared me there for a while.

Lord_of_Sausage · Post by **Lord_of_Sausage** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:10 am

Yes. Now starts the real job of the code of JB....

Beardening the beardless pictures!¨

So what do we do now?
We wait.... for pictures... to be bearded....

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:23 am

I couldn't have said better myself.

Wilbefast · Post by **Wilbefast** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:44 am

Thank you, Blackhole, for showing us the way forward in this difficult time

edit:

Sal, accepting unconditional surrender faced with the sacred beard.

History will be written by the bearded: it was not Sal who triumphed over beard, but beard who triumphed over Sal! So it is written, and such is the truth for all true believers...

rebel28 · Post by **rebel28** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:00 am

Sorry if this is bumping, but I haven't been on the forum for a while.

It's terrible that John's beard has left him... I don't think it was shaved off, that footage was faked.

Here's what I think happened.

(If any of you read Cyanide and Happiness, yes, that came out today)

His beard has merely found a new host, I bet you it's one of the members of Wolfire we never see, or maybe Sal the barber.

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:26 pm

So Sal took the beard from John!? Or did it just decide to change host?

Wilbefast · Post by **Wilbefast** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:50 pm

Sal tried to shave the beard, but the power of the beard was such that, instead of being cut off a new beard grew on Sal's face too!

Let it be known: whosoever dares defile the sacred beard will soon be sporting a magnificent beard of their own. So it is written, and such is the truth for all believers

zoidberg rules · Post by **zoidberg rules** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:03 pm

Right, in thats case, where's John?! *Takes out a pair of scissors*

I wants to get me a John beard!

Krabman318 · Post by **Krabman318** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:24 pm

All your beard are belong to us!

Wilbefast · Post by **Wilbefast** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:52 pm

The beard belongs to nobody. It bows to no greater power. It suffers no master.

YOU belong to the beard

Krabman318 · Post by **Krabman318** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:01 pm

Shun me nonbeliever, shun!

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