The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Wilbefast]

Did you know about this, Wil?
http://www.actiontrip.com/rei/video.phtml?id=5880

I'd heard about it but hadn't seen the trailer - good find

That game was pretty bad though - the setting was really cool and quite disturbing at times but the actually gameplay was broken. That said I did play the game from start to finish, which I don't often do. I wonder if American's actually involved in the sequel...

Either way, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Cat is the coolest side-kick ever, always ready to provide useless advice when you (invariably) get stuck

[Fournine]

Actually, that trailer is fan-made, and is not official. [1]
However, the project for a sequel is real.

[Uberbeard]

Pretty damn applaudable as a fan trailer!

[^_^]

O....M....G...
When did this happen?! >x<


Say it aint so John lol.

[Ozymandias]

Who is that?

[Wilbefast]

Omg

Is that like an artist's reconstruction of John without a beard?

Amazing - he looks about 20 years younger

[Assaultman67]

Whoa, he look like a kid in junior high ...

Although when i shave i probably lose 7 or 8 years myself! lol ...

damn, the johns beard thread is going to attract pedophiles

[Armored Wolf]

O....M....G...
When did this happen?! >x<


Say it aint so John lol.

Is that really John? -goes to ask john himself on the live chat-

John says it's a real photo from 6 years ago. That means his current beard is at least 6 years old... I thought it would be bigger

[Uberbeard]

What?

6 years is ages to grow a beard!

[Armored Wolf]

What?

6 years is ages to grow a beard!

I was spacing out that night...

I meant the exact opposite

[John]

Don't worry guys, the beard is alive and well...for now. I've decided to stop trimming so it will be thick and full before it meets its doom.

[Renegade_Turner]

Did you know about this, Wil?
http://www.actiontrip.com/rei/video.phtml?id=5880

I'd heard about it but hadn't seen the trailer - good find

That game was pretty bad though - the setting was really cool and quite disturbing at times but the actually gameplay was broken. That said I did play the game from start to finish, which I don't often do. I wonder if American's actually involved in the sequel...

Either way, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Cat is the coolest side-kick ever, always ready to provide useless advice when you (invariably) get stuck

Really odd that I just checked this thread at the same time I was checking a trailer my girlfriend gave me to watch. It doesn't say the Alice In Wonderland film is based on American McGee's Alice, but does anyone else think they bear some striking similarities?

[Wilbefast]

What?

6 years is ages to grow a beard!

It's taken me 19 years not to grow one though

Btw Gade: your link is broken

[Renegade_Turner]

Not anymore! You can't prove anything! =P

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Wow, now lets see try to think of how John would look without his beard...

1) John seems more round-headed on the latest photos, than on the 6-year old on, so maybe a little more round.
2) Could be the light, but John also seems a little more red and spotted, so lets add that too.
3) John is way more awesome now, so we add that too.
4) John cant loose his beard now, it has taken control over his body. It will grew a new one the second it is cut. We add that too.

now, lets put it all together and... Jesus christ! i photoshopped an old pic of him, and this is what i get!


yes, john grew bewbs by cutting his beard... scary...