The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Renegade_Turner]

Never gonna give, never gonna give, give beard up.

Oh what a perfect beard, you just keep me hanging on, you just keep me hanging on.

It's a beautiful beard, don't let it get away.

I believe in a thing called beard, just listen to the rhythm of my heart.

Ahhhh, look at all the lonely beards.

It's a total eclipse of the beard.

Oh the beards have all been washed in black, tattooed everythingggg.
All the beard gone black turned my world to black.
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all that I'll be.

Oh I know someday you'll have a beautiful beard, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's life but why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyy can't it be, why can't it be miiiine?

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Looks like this is just the beginning of Poems, Songs and ... prayers... to the beard! Keep 'em comming!

[Armored Wolf]

Never gonna give, never gonna give, give beard up.

Oh what a perfect beard, you just keep me hanging on, you just keep me hanging on.

It's a beautiful beard, don't let it get away.

I believe in a thing called beard, just listen to the rhythm of my heart.

Ahhhh, look at all the lonely beards.

It's a total eclipse of the beard.

Oh the beards have all been washed in black, tattooed everythingggg.
All the beard gone black turned my world to black.
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all that I'll be.

Oh I know someday you'll have a beautiful beard, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's life but why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyy can't it be, why can't it be miiiine?

Ahh, look at all the lonely beards.

I nearly died laughing from that....

[Untadaike]

Listen to this: http://untadaike.110mb.com/beard/

[Wilbefast]

Because HappyBunny made me do it: http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/xbpuTECta1baFvzl

That's probably the most disturbing video I've ever seen

[Lord_of_Sausage]

WELCOME TO BEARD YORK CITY!

[Renegade_Turner]

There's something unsettling about all the people on a street smiling at you in unison.

Listen to this: http://untadaike.110mb.com/beard/

lol.

Also, I love this thing. Hahahaha. http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/KxbnJIfLOhO190fW

[TheBigCheese]

I finally succumbed to the Beard. (Note the necessary capitalization)

It's not an exact copy, but all of the parts were scavenged from the Almighty.

[TheBigCheese]

And what Christmas is complete without santa?

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[Lord_of_Sausage]

A picture where John looks like a maniac? I LOVE IT!

[Jendraz]

Did you add little curls to his beard? I hope so.

[Untadaike]

His eyes follow you from left to right.

[TheBigCheese]

I have to admit, I was not intending it to be so creepy.

[BlackHole]

But still it is. Creepy and awesome at the same time

- Black
A thief is more moral than a congressman; when a thief steals your money, he doesn't demand you thank him.

[Assaultman67]