The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Wilbefast]

Behold! Pink is the only true beard colour!

[Armored Wolf]

Ha ha, nice.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

I have colored thy beard too. All hail the pink beard!

[Untadaike]

You need to come up with a punishment system for those disobedient subjects who refuse to bow down to his majesty the beard genius. I recommend shoving a hollow bamboo rod down their throats and letting poisonous snakes slide down the tube, down their throat, and burst out their stomach wall. Just a thought.

[Wilbefast]

You need to come up with a punishment system for those disobedient subjects who refuse to bow down to his majesty the beard genius. I recommend shoving a hollow bamboo rod down their throats and letting poisonous snakes slide down the tube, down their throat, and burst out their stomach wall. Just a thought.

Nah - not cruel and unusual enough

[Lord_of_Sausage]

What about smashing them with a hammer instead? They must feel the fate they decided to give the beard!

[Untadaike]

Hmm, yes, they should feel the weight of their crime...

How about forcing them to watch their family and friend's heads smashed(like, literally) with hammers, as you said, but then they have to eat the dead bodies, all of them, before being clubbed to death. Is that gruesome enough for you? Woo-hoo, I'm on a roll. Throw something else at me.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

It have happenned! John's beard is pink! Looks like Wilbe were the only one to hit the color decentlly By coloring his Beard, John has also gained awesomeness, rendering nearly as cool as his own beard!

ALL HAIL JOHN AND HIS BEARD!

[Wilbefast]

PRAISE BE TO THE JOHN!



HALLELUJAH!

[Ozymandias]

Haha, I like the one where it's hiding in the bushes =P

[rebel28]

I did not change the colour of John's Beard in my avatar.
John's Beard in my avatar has a delayed link with the genuine John's Beard, and has changed colour automatically.

[Armored Wolf]

I should get a beard avatar. -goes into Lugaru, messes around until he has a wolf in armor, and gives it a pink beard, uploads it to somewhere, and use it as his avatar-

[BlackHole]

Awesomeness will remain. The code of JPB. (John's Pink Beard)



- Black
Only the dead have seen the end of war.

[Renegade_Turner]

I need Xzibit to pink my beard.

Yo dawg we herd you like beards so we put a beard in yo beard, so you can dye yo beard pink while you dye yo beard pink.

[Ozymandias]

Your beard dyes your beard's beard pink for you.

EDIT; Woah I gots a little 'preorder' thingyjig under my named now =)