The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

Armored Wolf · Post by **Armored Wolf** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:55 pm

I want a preorder thing! Oh and the profiles are all down.

Ozymandias · Post by **Ozymandias** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:21 pm

meep =(

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:24 am

Johns beard was so unrivaled in the beard world that it rejected the idea of camoflauge to make stalking its prey more challenging.

Armored Wolf · Post by **Armored Wolf** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:08 am

Assaultman67 wrote:Johns beard was so unrivaled in the beard world that it rejected the idea of camoflauge to make stalking its prey more challenging.

It'd be damned hard to sneak up on anything with a hot pink beard. That probably smells like hot pink dye.

Lord_of_Sausage · Post by **Lord_of_Sausage** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:35 am

Look! we got a sweet "preorderer" button under our avatar, LET GIVE IT SOME PIIIIINK BEAAAAAARRRDDDDD!!!!

Ozymandias · Post by **Ozymandias** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:55 pm

You can't even see its chin... =o

Armored Wolf · Post by **Armored Wolf** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:56 pm

No, let's beard the preorder tag, not the thing in the preorder tag.

Lord_of_Sausage · Post by **Lord_of_Sausage** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:10 pm

ITS TOO WIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEE!!! D:

IM NOT ENJOYED! (or enjoying..)

Armored Wolf · Post by **Armored Wolf** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:16 pm

Lord_of_Sausage wrote:

ITS TOO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEE!!! D:

IM NOT ENJOYED! (or enjoying..)

LOL

!

Maybe you make a chain of pink beards along it?...

Diou · Post by **Diou** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:00 pm

- ULTIMATE BEARD POWER -

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:47 pm

Armored_Wolf wrote:
Lord_of_Sausage wrote:

ITS TOO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEE!!! D:

IM NOT ENJOYED! (or enjoying..)
LOL !

Maybe you make a chain of pink beards along it?...

Or possibly an artistic depiction of johns beard ... however, all of its awesomeness could never be portrayed through mere brush strokes ...

And as for making a chain of beards ... THATS BLASPHEMOUS TO THE FAITH OF JOHNS BEARD! To have more than one "John's Beard" on a single object/creature would be much too awesome for mortal eyes to view, let alone comprehend.

Diou wrote:
- ULTIMATE BEARD POWER -

Tee Hee!

h2ostra · Post by **h2ostra** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:24 am

Dum dee dum...

Wilbefast · Post by **Wilbefast** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:13 am

What are all these colours? Did I not tell you only that pink is the only true colour? And pink is reserved for the John - we mere mortals must make do with black.

It's a question of showing humility before John.

PS - love the picture

h2ostra · Post by **h2ostra** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:03 am

Wilbefast wrote:What are all these colours?

Assaultman67 started it, then everyone was jumping on the bandwagon, so I just grabbed the most annoying one I could find

BlackHole · Post by **BlackHole** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:09 am

Yeah, jump in. I did.

I'm called Black, so I figured the best color to post in is in black. Wonderful, isn't it?

- Black
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.

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