The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Untadaike]

That picture is so not cool.

[Glabbit]

You're forgetting about the beard it has.
Spastic. OH SHI-

[Paul]

[Lord_of_Sausage]

We are still waiting...

And when it happens...

we will laugh our asses off.

[Untadaike]

You're forgetting about the beard it has.
Spastic. OH SHI-

True, the beard itself is shiny, but in the picture the hammer threatens to mangle this magnificent beard we idolize so much, which terrifies me even to think that this trophy of hope in our lives would be crushed by something so clumsy and blunt.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Or so sharp and shaver-ish

[Assaultman67]

I think im going to play with the alpha this weekend a bit and get to know it ... that way ill have a good idea of what the engine's capabilities are ...

[Untadaike]

Or so sharp and shaver-ish

Even more scary.

[Armored Wolf]

I think im going to play with the alpha this weekend a bit and get to know it ... that way ill have a good idea of what the engine's capabilities are ...

Random dude is random.

[Devilsclub]

According to science, one human beard has 10002425 hairs in it. I believe johns beard has 999999999999 hairs

John,you should not shave your beard untill you dye ut pink

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Oh, you think he would dye his chin pink?

.... *Gets an idea*

[Armored Wolf]

Oh, you think he would dye his chin pink?

.... *Gets an idea*

John should go insane and dye his ENTIRE FREAKING BODY pink. Then Wolfire would get some attention

[Lord_of_Sausage]

John - The pink panth... Indie game developer

[Wilbefast]

Brothers! Fellow Beardarians!

We stand on the brink of a schism! For lo' the Beard of John is pink, having previously been brown and change, foul change, can only mean error! Change signifies dissent, doubt, regret! But our Lord John could never have felt such things - it is inconceivable: to say otherwise would be blasphemy!



It can only be us, with our mortal eyes and mortal judgement who are mistaken! The beard's colour is eternal - it is and was and will be one colour and one colour only, for this is the way of John'Beard! But lo' for we must meditate know, so as to uncover the true nature of the Sacred Beard - brown or pink? Whatever answer is sent from above, we must correct all records past and future to ensure that the truth is as eternal as John'Beard!

But I am afraid - afraid my fellow Beardarians - that disputes over the colour of the Great Beard will tear us apart - oh woe! Oh woe!

[Ozymandias]

Oh dear. If I were John I wouldn't go out in public like that





with a kilt