The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Wilbefast]

I challenge you to a Doctor-Seuss-off!



OSSOM ORSON BLOSSUM POSSUM!

[Armored Wolf]

WTF.

[Fournine]

Image saved.

[Renegade_Turner]

Image saved.

Ditto.

[Sandurz]

This made me lol so hard.

[tokage]

The question should be: "Why isn't this beard pink?"

[Glabbit]

Is the Dr.Seuss-off still going? Then I believe the answer is something like: "Because he didn't think to bring ink"

[Uberbeard]

I'm still struggling to add to that... I've got 'orphan' and 'osama' but neither of them really work.

[Uberbeard]

Unless...

OSSOM ORSON BLOSSOM BOSOM POSSOM?!?!?!

[Wilbefast]

You're a worthy adversary Uberbeard, but even the Ossom Orson Blossom Bosom Possum is no match for...



OSSOM ORSON BLOSSOM BOSOM CHASM POSSUM!

[Armored Wolf]

I nominate Wilbefast for the title "OSSOM ORSON BLOSSOM BOSOM CHASM POSSUM!"

[Lord_of_Sausage]

YWhat's happening? You're away for 2 days, and suddenly dr. seuss-off pictures and boob-flowers appears? Wtf?

[tokage]

And I thought this thread couldn't get any weirder.
At least the beard is pink now.

BTW is this Dr. Seuss-off thingy common? I didn't have a clue about it, googled it and at least got an explanation who Dr. Seuss is.

[Wilbefast]

BTW is this Dr. Seuss-off thingy common? I didn't have a clue about it, googled it and at least got an explanation who Dr. Seuss is.

From memory it went something like this:
When tweedle beetles have their bitter battle, with paddles in a puddle and the puddle's in a bottle on a poodle eating noodles: Well, they call it a tweedle beetle bitter paddle puddle noodle poodle bottle battle.

- Doctor Seuss, Fox in Socks.

[Armored Wolf]

But this isn't like some obscure forum game, right, a Dr. Seuss-Off is something you made up?