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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Glabbit » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:36 am

Woah, what's been happening since I've been gone? Sudden pink beards, preorderer tags, and flames galore? Oh woe wolfire! D:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Renegade_Turner » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:16 am

Lord_of_Sausage wrote:This is getting out of hand o.O
Beards never get out of hand, they only get more magnificent!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Armored Wolf » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:39 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:
Lord_of_Sausage wrote:This is getting out of hand o.O
Beards never get out of hand, they only get more magnificent!
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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Renegade_Turner » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:39 pm

That guy looks like something out of a Terry Pratchett book and, in fact, looks a bit like Terry Pratchett if Terry Pratchett decided to try to mimic the appearance of a Terry Pratchett character. What a weird and overall magnificent beard the guy in that picture has!

This, my friends, is Terry Pratchett. I'm sorry, he's just magnificent.


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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Armored Wolf » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:46 pm

Nice skull thing.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Uberbeard » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:55 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:This, my friends, is Terry Pratchett. I'm sorry, he's just magnificent.]
He is, and I would reccomend anyone, fan or not, to watch the show they filmed with him called Living With Alzheimer's.

You can find it on some torrent sites, I think.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Assaultman67 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:20 am

... who somehow reminds me of that professor from Jurassic Park ...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Glabbit » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:42 am

Renegade_Turner wrote:That guy looks like something out of a Terry Pratchett book and, in fact, looks a bit like Terry Pratchett if Terry Pratchett decided to try to mimic the appearance of a Terry Pratchett character. What a weird and overall magnificent beard the guy in that picture has!

This, my friends, is Terry Pratchett. I'm sorry, he's just magnificent.


[img]*magnificentness*[/img]
Ho yes.
I'm starting to think that Terry Pratchett's just the Anthropomorphic Personification of magnificentness.
Which should be a word, whatever Oxford says.
Pity 'bout the whole Alzheimer's thing...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:56 am

That is indeed a magnificent beard, but I feel that I must go one further:

What? Wilbefast is evolving!
Wilbefast evolved into Fastbewill!


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Taste my massive pink beard :D


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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by nutcracker » Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:36 am

Nice colors

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Armored Wolf » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:16 am

Wilbefast wrote:
Wilbefast evolved into Fastbewill!
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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:31 am

Armored Wolf wrote:You should have Jeff change your name to Fastbewill.
I dunno... I quite like Wilbefast to be honest - it's grown on me, like some sort of fatal fungal infection.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Glabbit » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:59 pm

Though less fatal and more ossum, IMO.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:03 pm

Glabbit wrote:Though less fatal and more ossum, IMO.
Better yet - less ossum, more possum:

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OSSUM POSSUM!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Uberbeard » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:50 pm

...that's all good and stuff, but frankly, you haven't seen...
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ORSON. OSSOM. POSSOM!

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