The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Wilbefast? Is that a challenge?

Right!

It is time this thread got back on topic - if you can call it that

I present to you, for your delight and delectation, the latest in my series of "Look at me! I made a game and put John's beard in it!" I call this particular monstrosity BEARD SNAKE

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Eat Subway to get points - running into walls or your... beard... trail-thing - makes you die. Yeaaah

Including such features as 3 different difficulty levels and FPS regulation, meaning that the game runs at a steady number of FPS no matter how fast your computer is! I know, I'm a genius

The Beard is also pink!

(I challenge you los) see if you can find it.

Let the game-making begin! (when i get my gm v 8.0 to work)

[Armored Wolf]

You missed out on a chance to be the most awesomest. That's all I'm saying.

He cannot be the most awesomest. I am. And forever shall be.

Amen.

[Wilbefast]

He cannot be the most awesomest. I am. And forever shall be.

Amen.

BLASPHEMY!

[Glabbit]

Not only that, but lies, too.

[Armored Wolf]

BLASPHEMY!

Not only that, but lies, too.

Oy! Quit adding stuff to my prayers!

[Glabbit]

Amen to that.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Watch your toungue Armored Wolf. Or the almighty Whaleman will stomp on your head.


we really need a whaleman smiley

[Assaultman67]

That would be the perfect chance to show off some pixel art skills ...

[Glabbit]

I vote against it though. There's nothing more epic than the imaginary.

[nutcracker]

This thread is dying, its been shot in the kidneys

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Not with some awesome nercromancy from you, Nutcracker! Now David will purge you with holy water!

John's beard is great!
Don't show it hate!
doing so will summon an!
Mighty Whale-man!

[Assaultman67]

We need some more idol worship in here to keep it alive ...

Perhaps a beard sonnet?

[Armored Wolf]

We need some more idol worship in here to keep it alive ...

Perhaps a beard sonnet?

This thread has outlived itself too, I think. I'll get branded as a heretic for saying that, but a heretic can't be worse than my current reputation.

I'll say it again: This thread has outlived itself, just like the randomness thread.

[h2ostra]

no sonnets, but still...

A shimering pink
below the glorious chin
petition honored

Fluorescent pink specks
settle on his wolfire shirt
as the color fades

natural again
Beard has shed its vivid hue
sadness marks this day

(I think I remember the format right? it's been a while)

[Fournine]

Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.