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Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:37 pm
by Lord_of_Sausage
The beard will live
till David has done
may it live forever
Never wrote that kind of stuff before. Am i doing it right?
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:15 pm
by h2ostra
Fournine wrote:Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.
Oh, those were supposed to be Haikus
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:00 pm
by Assaultman67
h2ostra wrote:Fournine wrote:Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.
Oh, those were supposed to be Haikus
Sonnet-Haiku Combo?
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:08 am
by tokage
Sonnets also have to rhyme, haikus don't.
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:11 pm
by zoidberg rules
haikonnets, i like it
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:50 am
by Lord_of_Sausage
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am
by tokage
There is new evidence of the awesomeness of the beard.
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:42 pm
by Lord_of_Sausage
Poorly translated signs from china/japan never gets old
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:11 am
by zoidberg rules
I was just thinking that, I think the only sentence that makes sense as a whole is the one about "the beard" knowing!
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:42 pm
by TheShadowInside
i eat beards.
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:53 pm
by Untadaike
TheShadowInside wrote:i eat beards.
Even pink ones? Either way, John's is off limits.
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:52 am
by zoidberg rules
If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:00 am
by Count Roland
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:32 am
by Wilbefast
Epic
Re: The "John's beard" thread!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:08 pm
by Untadaike
zoidberg rules wrote:If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...
And TheShadowInside isn't a pre-orderer so we wouldn't miss a thing. Jk :] But seriously, PRE-ORDER!!