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Armored Wolf wrote:What hath given you the impression that I am weighed down by your "bagging"? I am still alive and well and rapidly getting strange looks from the slower-posting members of the forum (Fournine and tokage, to be specific). I fear I shall soon overtake the grand Renegade_Turner and this immense rate of posting (if I do not jolly well get banned first for "spamming.)

And I do not think for myself, my untrained monkey wrote this post.

Why does my name constantly come up in threads that I'm not in?

Also, I don't just post for the sake of having a post count, and I find it insulting how you keep comparing yourself to me like I'm engaged in your little race. Notice I've been here 5 years. When I make posts I'm not doing it to increase my post count in some retarded post count game you're playing. I'm doing it to berate someone or play devil's advocate in an argument. At least I'm contributing something other than stupidity.

Although, having a high post count on an internet forum is of significance to me, and I think if you were to usurp my proud and privileged role, that would be a blow which I would surely never recover from, fading away into the depths of what has become known as real life.

Go find something better to do with your time.

Renegade_Turner wrote:

Armored Wolf wrote:What hath given you the impression that I am weighed down by your "bagging"? I am still alive and well and rapidly getting strange looks from the slower-posting members of the forum (Fournine and tokage, to be specific). I fear I shall soon overtake the grand Renegade_Turner and this immense rate of posting (if I do not jolly well get banned first for "spamming.)

And I do not think for myself, my untrained monkey wrote this post.

Why does my name constantly come up in threads that I'm not in?

Also, I don't just post for the sake of having a post count, and I find it insulting how you keep comparing yourself to me like I'm engaged in your little race. Notice I've been here 5 years. When I make posts I'm not doing it to increase my post count in some retarded post count game you're playing. I'm doing it to berate someone or play devil's advocate in an argument. At least I'm contributing something other than stupidity.

Although, having a high post count on an internet forum is of significance to me, and I think if you were to usurp my proud and privileged role, that would be a blow which I would surely never recover from, fading away into the depths of what has become known as real life.

Go find something better to do with your time.

I'm not posting to raise my post count, I was merely making an observation that my posts are nearing yours. I'm actually posting to..., well, post whatever pops into my head really. That's why I'm not exceptionally witty or clever, because I don't spend time thinking my stuff out before I post it.

Anyway.

That's all fine and lovely, but you're going to have to pass me, first.

Now add the fact that I've been inactive for a few years after joining, and that I've deteriorated into being a bit of a lurker.
Then, consider Ren's activity lately. It's been a lot more than mine.

So the only way to ever catch up with, let alone surpass Ren, would be to post a truckload of bullcrap, instead of composing several well-thought-out posts.
This means that the fact that you're even thinking of nearing Ren's post count can be taken as direct proof that you are, on the overall, spamming. Or rather, making a lot of nonsensical and/or unnecessary posts.
This makes you an inferior being, for now.

My logic is flawless.
...sometimes.

Armored Wolf wrote:I'm not posting to raise my post count, I was merely making an observation that my posts are nearing yours. I'm actually posting to..., well, post whatever pops into my head really. That's why I'm not exceptionally witty or clever, because I don't spend time thinking my stuff out before I post it.

And you feel privileged for having a role on this forum akin to the village idiot? I must admonish you on this aspect of your personality. Never settle for less. When it becomes apparent that you don't have much going for you in the cranial department, try a little harder. If you fail and realise that you're really just an idiot anyway, at least you tried.

What you're doing now is, in effect, accepting the insolence and stupidity which is inherent in all of your posts, and that, my friend, is a slippery slope to the Devil's Club