Return of the prodigal Turner
Return of the prodigal Turner
And I’ve got thrilling tales of Turner to tell, illuminated with illustrations drawn from my spectacular scriptorium of screenshots.
Discover the shocking identity of the true slimy Shelob at the center of the web of deceit that enmeshed Turner.
Travel with Turner to the Mountains of Madness and the Valley of the Giants.
Tamper with time, and soar with the supreme power it supplies.
Visit the caverns and caves of the island in spelunking safaris with Turner as your trail guide.
Watch as Turner conquers a kingdom and basks in the abasement of his subjects; despair with him as he experiences the emptiness of absolute power.
Explore new occupations to salve the soul of the wicked and weary, and learn the release of laughter.
Marvel at Turner’s unique new armor (not available at any price) and several sets of wondrous weapons.
Become acquainted with the many faces of Lugaru.
Learn the secrets of the screenshot sorcerer.
Giggle at goofy GIFs (samples available in Post Random Avatars)
Complain about cryptic and curmudgeonly comments, all brought to you courtesy of Uncle Usagi.
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- Gramps, Jr.
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Hahaha! ThanksUsagi wrote:<image>
I've even created an anagram in your honor:
Silbing skills = Killing bliss
I'd better not get owned in Lugaru 2 multiplayer.
Bring it on!Usagi wrote:Thanks, Silb. I'm glad you're interested, 'cuz I love to share the wonderful weirdness of Lugaru.
It is a most puzzling realm, whose bizarre combinations no amount of untiring science shall ever exhaust.
What about a few arcane, undocumented fighting techniques as a celebration?
Well, they'll be documented now, won't they?Silb wrote:What about a few arcane, undocumented fighting techniques as a celebration?
Not sure about arcane, but this one's not in the manual, although T does this kind of thing right often (fights dirty, that is).
Ever wonder why a knife slice doesn't interrupt wolfie's attacks, but a punch does? Here's why:
Notice where he's punching the poor bastard? No wonder his head snaps around. Mine would.
Solid hit, indeed.
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- Gramps
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