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HIDDEN CAMERA REVEALS TURNER'S HORRIBLE SECRET!



In a prepared statement, Turner claimed the image had been doctored, and threatened a lawsuit if an apology was not published. However, photographic experts could find no signs of image manipulation, and stated categorically that "as shocking as it is, this is a legitimate, unretouched image."

An associate of Turner commented, "We've always wondered what T has in his pants, but the idea that it's a wolf arm, claws and all, is patently ridiculous."

An offer to give Turner an opportunity to reveal for the camera what he really does keep in his pants elicited no response.

Remind me what Killed Ts wife???

For a moment I thought it was some sort of "Turner the Merman"

heh, it's kinda green. Zombie wolf arm crotch!

Colicedus wrote:Remind me what Killed Ts wife???

...Oh god...bad images...

Another candid camera shot of Turner in an awkward moment.

I don't even wanna speculate on what's going on here.

LOL!!!!!! A wolf is giving birth to Turner!!!!!!

Usagi wrote:Another candid camera shot of Turner in an awkward moment.

I don't even wanna speculate on what's going on here.

Caption:
Turner: No, no, you check out fine....you're a quart low, but that's easily fixed.
Wolf: Oh, thank god!

How the hell do you do these things?

These are merely screens from Lugaru, with minimal PS work outside of cropping and lighting and exposure adjustments. (The one above had a little touch-up on Wolfie's back; can't remember why now. Maybe one of T's toes sticking through.) I actually have several of T in this odd position.

I made this thread as exactly what the name says; I plan on posting actual screens, without adding or changing anything, with the emphasis on the Weird and Wonderful World of the island. Like this one, a series of shots taken of a scene everyone should recognize, albeit in a slightly different way.



I didn't add anything to this; just cropped and made a GIF. Anyone can see these if you take the right approach; obviously, you'll need debug, but not map editor.

I'll be explaining this and other images in other new threads soon. Hope you're all still enjoying my screens, 'cuz I got a ton, and lots of tales to tell with 'em.

Rock on, your screenies are fun to watch

How in the world are these candid shots being taken?
You'd think an accomplished martial artist like me would
be aware of someone following him around with a
camera, especially with my hearing. I mean,
look at the size of these ears!

For instance, how could you
ever get a shot like this one
of me Traching and then
Slicing somebunny
(before they even
hit the ground,
I might add)?


Wait a minute! What's that crawling across the grass? It looks like a...
IT IS! It's a bug with a tiny little camera!
I'll fix you you nasty little noser!
You've taken your last photo!

Beware:
Bugs Can Run!

I noticed that Turner looked like a mouse with a Direct face shot, and he looks like a Rabbit when you see his Forehead. it maybe just me...

These are awesome
You could make a (good, compared to most other screenshot-comics) story going on just like this :O