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Nuky wrote:Just make a simple jpg/png/gif (and perhaps zip/rar for mods and levels?) uploader in php? or perhaps browse sf.net for something along those lines?
It's not hard to make, really.

Go for it

New Xanthus! the symbol on his back I made myself, I don't like the mask though... Will remove that.

Personally I love the mask.

Time to make some new weapons to go with the outfit.

It's just not complete without accessories.

Ma and Pa Turner Part 2

I love the way the tree moves a bit when she yells "DOWN!".

Thanks. I was going to make all the trees bend away from her, but it turned out to be a lot of work, and just looked weird, not funny.

Local Family Stricken
With Food Poisoning

Massive Lawsuit Planned

Popular Eatery Targeted By Health Authorities

The Turner family today initiated a lawsuit against
Silb’s Blackened Bunny® Bar-B-Q, claiming that
negligence on the part of restaurant staff led to a
nearly fatal bout of food poisoning afflicting
the entire family.

Lawyers for the Turners said they were asking for
damages of "about 40 billion-gazillion carrots" for,
among other things, "physical and mental distress,
alienation of intestines, dry-cleaning, toxic waste
clean-up," and "the most disgusting farts anyone
has ever smelled on the island."


Nearly three days after their agonizing ordeal, the Turner family still suffers
recurring episodes of nausea.


Silb's lawyers stated that "Turner's suit is absolutely
without merit. We have eye (and ear) witnesses who
will testify that Turner himself subjected his family
to this shocking sound bite directly upon leaving
the restaurant."

The sound bite was played for journalists, who
immediately began calling Ralph on the big white
phone. Shortly afterwards, several law enforcement
officials were seen driving a porcelain bus.

While health authorities made a court-mandated
inspection of the restaurant premises and kitchen,
police followed up on a tip that the sound bite had
been supplied by a semi-legendary organized crime
boss referred to as "Colicedus."

The reputed leader of the so-called "Chain-saw Gang,"
authorities have never been able to directly
link him to the numerous brutal and bloody murders
which have plagued the island in recent weeks.


A typical crime scene.

This is mainly due to a lack of evidence; although
vast quantities of blood have been found at the various
crime scenes, no bodies (or even body parts) have
ever been recovered.

An inside source at Silb's implied that there may have
been bad blood between Silb and Colicedus, as a result
of Silb's cancellation of the long standing contract for
fresh meat the "Chain-saw Gang" had held since the
restaurant opened.

Silb could not be reached for comment, although he did
appear briefly at his home this morning to Leg-Cannon a
few trespassing paparazzi into a writhing mass of
bloody and broken limbs.

LMAO!
ROFL!
PMSL!

How long did it take to come up with that!?

Well, I had the screen of the Turners looking like they were going barf their guts out, and I wondered why they'd look like that.

So I figured they might have listened to C's sound file, or maybe ate something bad. (The idea that they might have been attacked is too implausible, because Turner is there to protect them.)

So, I started writing a caption for the image, and the two ideas came together, and it turned into a newspaper story, and the Chain-saw thread and Silb's roasting bunny crept in, and I grabbed another bloody screen from my files, and there it is.

Maybe 30 - 45 minutes, I guess. Glad you like it, C.

If it has Shit loads of Blood, Giblets, and Vomit, its gotta be good!