Lugaru Jokes

Viper I · Post by **Viper I** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:02 am

Hey everybunny post your jokes here. I guess that sums up everything.....

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:20 pm

Two wolves walk into a bar, what do they say?

Answer: "WOLF SLAYER!"

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:14 am

I don't get it.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:26 am

Remember the "Man walks into a bar" joke?

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:47 am

No never heard the original, only all the really boring ones about animals
and aliens and stuff.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:49 am

I see. I don't blame you, as it took me a while to get to know those jokes.

"A guy walks into a bar. He says "Ouch!""

It's a bit strange that wolves would be killed by walking into a bar, but jokeland is full of strange things.

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:00 am

Oh, a bar

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:39 am

The bar had a spike out the side?

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:42 am

Not necessarily… Anyway, next joke if anyone has 'em!

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:17 pm

I'd expect the second wolf to duck, but I guess they're not too smart.

Here's mine:

Skipper is in the bushes pinching out a few pellets, when suddenly the bushes part and the Alpha Wolf steps in.

Skip thinks he’s dead meat, but the AW just squats next to him and starts taking a dump.

Skip relaxes with a weak sigh, but his relief doesn’t last. Skipper trembles as the wolf turns and looks at him.

The wolf stares for a moment, and then asks, “Hey, does shit stick to your fur when you take a crap?”

“Umm, no,” Skip squeaks timidly.

“Oh, good,” says the wolf, grabbing Skipper and wiping his ass with him.

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:28 pm

Kalexon · Post by **Kalexon** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:01 pm

Okay these ones may not be the most appropriate jokes, but I'll take them down if there are any complaints.

Turner walks into a bar. Spoting his old friend Jack at one of the tables, Turner walks over to the table and starts talking with Jack. During the conversation Turner says "Hey Jack I think my wife died,"
Jack says "What makes you think that?"
Turner says "Well, the "Woohoo"

is still the same but the dishes are stacking up,"

Turner's seeing eye wolf, pissed on Turner's shoe, Turner said "Here Rover, here's a peice of beef for you,"
His wife said "Turner, you can't just let that pass"
Turner said "I gotta find his mouth so I can rabbit kick him in the ass,"