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Like most super heroes, Turner needs some real life way of making dough so he can eat and drink in a reasonably comfortable efficiency warren somewhere; a place he can relax, and take does without being too embarrassed.

Unfortunately, Turner isn't really suited for most occupations, and none of them have lasted long.

Here you'll find a few he's tried. They all seemed like a good idea at the time.

Illusionist



T probably should have practiced the levitation trick
a few more times before grandstanding on a floating block.



Feel free to post any other jobs you've seen T doing in his off hours.

Usagi wrote:Like most super heroes, Turner needs some real life way of making dough so he can eat and drink in a reasonably comfortable efficiency warren somewhere; a place he can relax, and take does without being too embarrassed.

Dude what does 'warren' mean? "a place he can relax, and take does without being too embarrassed"?

You're doing that on purpose aren't you, shark? Just to spite me by sounding so smart.


Well shark, I see that fin, and I'm getting out of the water.

Ha ha ha

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He used to be a hitman, but he quit after he killed his own family for $5000.

A warren is a rabbit burrow. You think Turner still goes after does after having his wife raped and murdered? Although, come to think of it, Usagi's brought to light evidence they didn't get along well anyway.

Actually, I've uncovered evidence that Sarah was behind the whole conspiracy. I'll write it all up (illustrated with screens) and post it if I can't sell it to the Enquirer.

And T has needs just like any other male; in fact, being a super-kung-fu-killer-rabbit, he has more than the normal needs.

And rabbits are amazingly resilient and philosophical. After learning that not only was his wife behind the attempted enslavement of the entire island, but also the rape and murder of his daughter, he wandered the island, devastated and forlorn, looking for a purpose to his life.

He ran into a wise old bunny who lived in a warren full of beautiful does, who spent most of his time lazing around, enjoying the sunshine, sleeping with his pals, drinking fermented carrot juice, and laughing at silly jokes.

The wise old bunny said, "I have two bits of wisdom for you. Number one: Living well is the best revenge. And number two: The best answer is always, 'What the hell.'"

Since then, T hasn't wasted much time mourning.

But he had found out that clover actually controlled sarah's mind and forced her to do all this because Turner refused to marry her. And since he had no wife and no kids and not even a woman with whom to pleasure himself, he married her anyways. Then he became a super-duper-kung-fu-murder-wife-marrying-evil-drone-killer-rabbit and now has less needs due to the lack of him having a family. He then joined the army, forgot which side he was on, mindlessly killed everyone he saw, and forgot about clover all together, mainly because after he came back from the army he was still mindlessly killing everybody and ended up killing clover as well, although first, he attempted to r*** [done by me not edited by admin so you now know I don't try to curse] her, was successfull, then killed her.

Last I checked, rape wasn't a curse word in any way I know of.

BunnyWithStick wrote:Last I checked, rape wasn't a curse word in any way I know of.

True fact.

Usagi wrote:Actually, I've uncovered evidence that Sarah was behind the whole conspiracy. I'll write it all up (illustrated with screens) and post it if I can't sell it to the Enquirer.

... >>; Has the Enquirer rejected you yet...?

RAPE
F*CK

...

FAG! ... Oh, sh*t.

Mr. Garrison> Guess we learn something new every day, don't we, you giant fag?

Now who's jacking threads?

PS: Still waiting on the Enquirer, but I've gotten some interest from Weekly World News.

Usagi wrote:Now who's jacking threads?

Lol. Was mainly asking because I was hoping you'd post the evidence that Sarah was behind the entire conspiracy.

Miyamoto Usagi wrote:I was hoping you'd post the evidence that Sarah was behind the entire conspiracy.

Coming soon to a thread near you.

Another job that didn't work out:

Chiropractor



The adjustments always started out so well...



but ended so badly.