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Post by BunnyWithStick » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:28 pm

Zombified rabbit: "You forgot something…"

Dahar looked at his broken arm.

Dahar: "So did you."

He took a swipe at the rabbit, which was dodged rather easily. Not so for the swift kick to the chin that followed it.

He noticed that one of the other rabbits was sneaking up from behind, and retaliated by spinning round, impaling said rabbit in the back, like he had done so many times before… This time, as he had noticed these rabbits were so resistant to damage, he followed it up by tearing his claws upward, gouging out a large amount of flesh, though very little in contrast to the rest of the cuts, bruises and wounds on him and his fellows.

Dahar paused for a moment…

Dahar: "Not again…!"

He flew across the room, crashing through some recently vacated chairs and under a table, having been hit by a roundhouse kick from one of the rabbits.

Zombified rabbit: "I forgot something, eh? Don't look like it…"

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Post by Ultimatum479 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:31 am

((Those insane rabbits hardly appear capable of intelligent discourse, judging by the GM's posts.))

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:25 am

(They are now.)

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Post by Grayswandir » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:53 am

((They can't talk...eh...wtf...whatever...this is going no where fast since the only two people posting are these two, who hate each other.))

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Post by Blorx » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:45 pm

Johnon walks in, slaps some people, and continues to sit down in the shade

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Post by Grayswandir » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:50 pm

Odin continues to wrestle with the rabbit missing its ears and then clubs it with a bar stool, sending it reeling over the back of the bar and then looks over at the new patron.
"We're closed until we get rid of these things, so unless you're going to help, you're trespassing!"

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Post by Colicedus » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:22 pm

Shara looks around the room, while tending to her sliced wrist.
she looks at the beer taps and prepares to take a hearty amount.

Anderson watches the few people battle these things, and takes out his two remaining Daggers he spots a perfect aim and chucks it at one of these Rabid rabbits.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:15 pm

I don't think Gray actually said they couldn't talk at any point before my post…

I think he also said he'd be setting up the encounters and leaving us to it.

As to hating each other, I don't hate Ultimatum, but for some reason you think we were arguing earlier. Either way, we are now.

AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE "THIS IS GOING NOWHERE FAST"?! IT BLOODY WELL IS NOT!

Both of you are going the right way to lose another story member, you know…

And don't you even dare say "Good riddance", "We don't need someone who contradicts the GM" or anything similar, neither is true.

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Post by Colicedus » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:59 pm

I don't care who started it, who's finishing it, who fucked who's mom last night, If you are not Going to RP, Go fuck up and die and get down with some deadly sickness or get out! your flaming is not welcome here.
Just Fuck up and RP, I am sick and tired of this...

Any more of this Bullshit and Im doing what Usagi did.
BwS, U479, Sort your diferences out somewhere else, and continue this dam RP.

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Post by Grayswandir » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:32 am

BunnyWithStick wrote:I don't think Gray actually said they couldn't talk at any point before my post…

I think he also said he'd be setting up the encounters and leaving us to it.
You're right, they can...erm...talk...but its more screaming and gurgling noises of pain and insanity more than anything, I'll try to be more specific next time...
And don't you even dare say "Good riddance", "We don't need someone who contradicts the GM" or anything similar, neither is true.
Naw, contradicting me is fine, but I was trying to specify how the deranged characters were acting for a storytelling reason. So, just saying:
(They are now.)
Doesn't help any...however, I do have to roll with the punches as I get new players who think up new ways to deal with the events I come up with.

Anyway, as Col said, back to the RPing.

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Clubbing the rabbit with the bar stool again he trips it, slams it flat on its back, and then sits on its stomach. Pausing to rip one of the legs off the bar stool he proceeds to repeatedly introduce the rabbit's head to the bar stool leg.

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Post by Colicedus » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:27 am

(cursed argument, Im now lost with who's who... U479, if you keep any of that Sparking and flaming up, Im going to just delete your posts, simple as that... and in response to anything annoying: nice knowing you too)

(I am assuming thats a Zombi beating the rabbit, otherwise, ignore this)

Anderson (I think I may change the name to Andy) took his last dagger and chucked it at the zombis hand, slicing it off cleanly.

Shara was tending to the wound she got from the dagger from earlier, but saw the combat. Crazed up like how she is, she simply got in and mucked in, not really caring who she Killed.

She charged in and stabbed a broken bottle into one of the zombis necks, almost magnetically connecting to something vital.

She cackled madly twisting and ripping the broken bottle around.

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Post by Grayswandir » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:10 pm

Odin dodges the knife and looks over at Anderson,
"Hey, watch the friendly fire!"
((Sorry, my bad, need to be more specific next time))
Getting up off the dead rabbit he clotheslines the last remaining rabbit and brings his makeshift club down on its head.
"No more of this enraged, emo-s**t for you."

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:01 pm

Is it just me, or did colicedus and the GM just hurl out the greatest godmod of them all?

As with the zombies talking, replace that with either unintelligible mumbles, or barely distinguishable mumbles like "Louklifergsum…mumblemumble". Or just growls. I'm not gonna edit my post because for some reason it seems like I shouldn't do that. :?

Anyway, I'm gonna continue anyway.

Dahar: "Well that was nasty…"

Nearly everyone in the bar at this moment redirected their attention to the wolf, having no zombified rabbits on the verge of insanity to distract them.

Dahar paused…

Dahar: "Er, would this be a good time to say "Long story, no time"?"

He slowly walked out the door.

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Post by Ultimatum479 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:56 pm

((You repeatedly hurl swarms of knives in an instant with a broken arm, and _they're_ godmodding?))

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:22 pm

(I forgot about that, okay?! It's not impossible to throw a swarm of knives using only one arm, anyway.)

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