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it does not know what it is

what is all this kepping???

Terrible poster. Terrible thread.

If we do add a health bar, I demand we add a Nitro Boost bar too, so we can pack Turner to the brim with illegal fuel and watch the blue flames of EXXXTREME speed jet from his hindquarters. Maybe that would be more in tune with our dear Gorpal Ranma's feelings.




Okay, I saw this one first and assumed it was some sort of accident. Let me take a moment to summarize your transgressions.

Your posts are complete and absolute shit. Not only that, but you apparently suffer from the opinion that posting more will improve them, somewhat akin to thinking that sculpting lots of sculptures out of shit will improve the general quality.

You have thirteen(!) threads, just on the front page. I haven't checked the other pages because I can't bear to look at any more of these hideous disasters. No one else has remotely close to that many active threads. Do you know why? It is because we are able to, if necessary focus such a quantity of ideas and suggestions into one single, legible, well-constructed post, with a thorough lack of tardspasming against the New Topic button. In fact, you seem to have somehow managed to prolapse your entire rectum directly into said button, funneling a horrendous miasma of train-of-consciousness gibbering into our beloved Internet.

Something is wrong with you. Healthy, properly functioning humans do not operate in the way that you do. Did you hit your head? Are you suffocating? Do you require medical attention? You must be able at the very least to acknowledge the amazing disconnect between your posts, and pretty much every other post on the forum.

In summary, angry italic text.

Sartan wrote:I demand we add a Nitro Boost bar too, so we can pack Turner to the brim with illegal fuel and watch the blue flames of EXXXTREME speed jet from his hindquarters. Maybe that would be more in tune with our dear Gorpal Ranma's

[sarcasm]Woo! And let's give him a guitar and a motorcycle while we're at it! [/sarcasm]

Sartan wrote:A whole bunch more flaming

Woah... I can feel the heat from way over here in my fantasy land.

Don't get me wrong, I agree somewhat, but this probably won't move the situation in a positive direction.

But... but... angry italic text would never do us wrong!

Sartan wrote:But... but... angry italic text would never do us wrong!

I don't think he's very familiar with forum protocol.

Yeah Cmyszka, are you retarded?

*facepalm*

Fantasy land? The fantasy land…

…OF BADGERS!

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger…

Sartan wrote:prolapse... angry italic text

I think that just about sums it up, just in case no-one actually wants to read through all that. In fact, I think you might not even need the angry italic text. Just the prolapse puts enough disturbing thoughts into my head.

Silly rabbit; there's mushrooms and snakes as well!

You've defiled my Weebls, now DIE! *Twitch*

Do you want me to watch it, get hypnotized, buy Weebl a beer, spill it on the envelope, watch it again, get the exact number of times "Badger" is said until "Mushroom" comes into play, then the exact number of badger/mushroom loops until "Snake" comes into play, and then it loops.

Do you want me to post a completely correct text badger loop like that?

I could do it you know…

12 3 snake repeat.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom!

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom!

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom!

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...

SNAKE! Snake! Oh, it's a snaaaaaake...

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger... etc.

Sometimes when I read this forum...
vvv

^^^
I do this.

ok i got my answer now can we stop this topic?

Gopal Raman wrote:ok i got my answer now can we stop this topic?

No. You created it, you must live with what it does. YOU'RE ITS PAPPY!!!