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funny jokes for a parttime laugh

Post by snovy » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:40 am

hey why dont we post funny jokes so we can laugh?

i'll start

What is the difference between a man and an ass?

ANS:a man can make an ass out of himself but an ass cant make a man out of it self. :D :) :o :) :D :D :) :o :P :P :P :P :o :)
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Post by Gopal Raman » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:41 am

what do you mean parttime job? :?

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Post by snovy » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:42 am

oops i meant parttime laugh

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Post by Gopal Raman » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:43 am

i have a joke.

Q:what smell's most in a chemist's shop?
A:his nose :D :D :lol: :lol:

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Post by Zantalos » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:45 am

What did the fish say when he hit a wall?



DAM!!!!

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:57 am

What do you call a black man flying a plane?


(*Insert pause for you to reply "What?")


A pilot, you racist f***.

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Post by Doom » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:56 pm

BillGates just installed Vista on his computerized car...

Well, he had 200 mph and he was about to hit something, and he pushed the brake

So he heared a voice saying: are you sure you wanna activate the brake?

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Post by Count Roland » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:44 pm

ok so a hillbilly went to a city to see if he could find a wife, he found one and after marrying her he went on a honeymoon, however he returned home alone his father asked, "Where's your wife?" he says, "I found out she was a virgin, so I shot her." the father replies "Serves her right if she wasn't good enough for her own family she certainly wasn't good enough for ours."

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Post by Doom » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:29 pm

3 jokes

1st: Two things are infinite: the universe, and the human stupidity

2nd one: If a girl says "no" when u ask her if she wanna fuck with oyu, she means "yes", but not for u

3rd one: If you wanna breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:46 pm

Doom wrote:1st: Two things are infinite: the universe, and the human stupidity
Don't claim that Albert Einstein quotes are jokes.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:17 pm

There is no source to prove that the quote was said by Albert Einstein, so to attribute it to him exclusively is kind of silly.

The actual quote would be "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." anyway.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:21 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:There is no source to prove that the quote was said by Albert Einstein…
And how many people actually know this little fact? Not me, for one.
Renegade_Turner wrote:The actual quote would be "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." anyway.
This doesn't matter to me, because it's not me that didn't include the full quote. :P

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:30 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:
Renegade_Turner wrote:There is no source to prove that the quote was said by Albert Einstein…
And how many people actually know this little fact? Not me, for one.
You learn something new every day.

You can quote me on that.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:50 am

Do you have a source to prove that this was said by Renegade_Turner? :P

Well, you do, it's right here on the forums. But that's not the point! Oh wait, yes it is… Nevermind.

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Post by snovy » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:31 am

i just had a good joke.

ram was a student in the 2nd grade.

the teacher was giving home work to everybody exept ram cause he was stupid.

ram : mam' where is my homework?
teacher:ok write whatever that you can in yer book
ram : ok i wont forget it.
teacher : i'd rather you did.
ram was going home in the school bus.on the way he saw the security of a building shouting FIRE FIRE.

Ram : i'll write that in my book.

When he got home his parent's were fighting because they were wrestlers.

father slapped the mother and she fell under the table and it was about to break on her.

father : get out from under there you stupid.

ram : i'll write that in my book (LOL!!)

soon after the fight his brother was playing cricket. he hit a sixer.

father : what a sixer.

then the brothers girlfriend came.

girlfriend : can we go to carrefore today?

brother : no darling we will go tomorrow.

ram wrote that in his notebook too.(double lol!!!!!!)

at school during the music class the next day.

music sir : i would like to introduce my son shyamu to the class.shymu why dont you sing a song for us?

Shyamu : first you then me.

ram : i'll write that in my book too.(lol :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: )

then during the p.e period. a cricket match was going on.

bowler : here is a fast one.

the ball hit his kisser.

wicket keeper : man it smashed her kisser(showing a thumbs up sign)

ram : that sounds nice i'll add it to my book

so now his notebook has 5 sentences.

1 : FIRE FIRE
2 : get out from under there you stupid.
3 : what a sixer
4 : no darling we will go tomorrow
5 : first you then me.
6 : man it smashed her kisser

so in the teacher's class.

teacher : ram read out your ansers (yawning)

ram screamed : FIRE FIRE

teacher went under the table.

ram : get out from under there you stupid

teacher came out and slapped his face

ram : what a sixer.

teacher (getting angry :x :evil: ) : we will go to the principle's office now.

ram : no darling we'll go tomorrow

in the principles office

principle : remove yer trousers

ram : first you then me

principle got angry. he bent down and swing the cane at his legs.ram jumped and the cane hit the teachers kisser( :D :D )

ram : nice it smashed her kisser.showing the thumbs up sign. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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