i just had a good joke.
ram was a student in the 2nd grade.
the teacher was giving home work to everybody exept ram cause he was stupid.
ram : mam' where is my homework?
teacher:ok write whatever that you can in yer book
ram : ok i wont forget it.
teacher : i'd rather you did.
ram was going home in the school bus.on the way he saw the security of a building shouting FIRE FIRE.
Ram : i'll write that in my book.
When he got home his parent's were fighting because they were wrestlers.
father slapped the mother and she fell under the table and it was about to break on her.
father : get out from under there you stupid.
ram : i'll write that in my book (LOL!!)
soon after the fight his brother was playing cricket. he hit a sixer.
father : what a sixer.
then the brothers girlfriend came.
girlfriend : can we go to carrefore today?
brother : no darling we will go tomorrow.
ram wrote that in his notebook too.(double lol!!!!!!)
at school during the music class the next day.
music sir : i would like to introduce my son shyamu to the class.shymu why dont you sing a song for us?
Shyamu : first you then me.
ram : i'll write that in my book too.(lol
then during the p.e period. a cricket match was going on.
bowler : here is a fast one.
the ball hit his kisser.
wicket keeper : man it smashed her kisser(showing a thumbs up sign)
ram : that sounds nice i'll add it to my book
so now his notebook has 5 sentences.
1 : FIRE FIRE
2 : get out from under there you stupid.
3 : what a sixer
4 : no darling we will go tomorrow
5 : first you then me.
6 : man it smashed her kisser
so in the teacher's class.
teacher : ram read out your ansers (yawning)
ram screamed : FIRE FIRE
teacher went under the table.
ram : get out from under there you stupid
teacher came out and slapped his face
ram : what a sixer.
teacher (getting angry
) : we will go to the principle's office now.
ram : no darling we'll go tomorrow
in the principles office
principle : remove yer trousers
ram : first you then me
principle got angry. he bent down and swing the cane at his legs.ram jumped and the cane hit the teachers kisser(
ram : nice it smashed her kisser.showing the thumbs up sign.