Awesome jokes about lugaru

[tokage]

Rabbits are known to eat (some of) their own feces for digesting reasons, because with one pass through the innards the digestation is not good enough to get out all the nutritients. It is maybe quite similar to the way cows bring up the content of their stomach to their mouth to chew it again. Also see wikipedia.

[Eagle0600]

Ah, okay then. That helps.

[Devilsclub]

I think i can close the topic here using this link.

[Armored Wolf]

I think i can close the topic here using this link.

Two Points I Shall Point Out:
1. Those jokes have nothing to do with Lugaru.
2. You don't close topic's like that, you just let them slide into the very background.

[Devilsclub]

I think i can close the topic here using this link.

Two Points I Shall Point Out:
1. Those jokes have nothing to do with Lugaru.
2. You don't close topic's like that, you just let them slide into the very background.

Then how SHOULD i close a topic?

[Lotus Wolf]

By not posting in it, eventually no one else will either.

[Devilsclub]

or like this: [Request=Jeff]Lock Topic[/Request]

[Lotus Wolf]

Guess not, nice try though.

[Devilsclub]

how bout like this:

Do not cross this line if you love lugaru and want OG for free:

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[shadow717]

Neither of which you can provide, so the point is moot.

[Lotus Wolf]

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Hehe, I guess I had that one coming.

[Devilsclub]

like they say

If you cant beat em, join em

so lets just continue the topic.

I copied this from a website.Enjoy.

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.

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In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.
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Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?

A: A receding hare line!
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
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Q: What airline do rabbits use?

A: British Hare-ways!
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Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

A: Deviled eggs!
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Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

A: A 14 carrot ring!
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Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
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Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

A: They went on their bunnymoon!
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Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?

A: Hoppy disks!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A: A hare dryer!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?

A: Bugs Bunny!
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Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!
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Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?

A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
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Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?

A: Hopscotch!
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Q: Where do rabbits work?

A: At IHOP restaurants!
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Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?

A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
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Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?

A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
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Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?

A: They have hare conditioning!
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Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider?

A: A Hare net!
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Q: Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?

A: He was playing by ear!
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Q: Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?

A: He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
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Q: Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?

A: He got arrested for Battery.
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Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?

A. He probably had a bad hare day.
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Q. What is the difference between a rabbit that is preparing for a beauty contest and one that is getting ready for dinner?

A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?

All he did was stand around making faces.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

He’s the Easter Bungee!
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Did you hear about the Hotel owner who raised a baby rabbit?

It was an inn-grown hare!
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Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it’s owner?

It was a bad hare day!
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

He was a millionhare!
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Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A: Look for gray hares.
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Q: How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

A: It was won by a hare!
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Q: How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

A: It had a lot of hare pins!
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Q: How do you make a rabbit float?

A: Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
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Q. Why is a rabbit’s nose always shiny?

A. Because it’s powder puff is on the wrong end!
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Q: What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read?

A: Ones with Hoppy Endings.
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
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Q: Do you know why rabbits jump?

A: Because they are “HOPPY”
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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid jumping, but instead to run around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”

I dont know why but most of these jokes seem kinda lame.

[shadow717]

Lame jokes.

Son, I am disappoint.

[Devilsclub]

lol

[joneray]

Nice Jokes. Very funny. Me and my wife laugh very much at last night. I really enjoyed.
Thanks