Awesome jokes about lugaru

[shadow717]

Nice Jokes. Very funny. Me and my wife laugh very much at last night. I really enjoyed.
Thanks

Trolling troll is trolling.

[Armored Wolf]

Nice Jokes. Very funny. Me and my wife laugh very much at last night. I really enjoyed.
Thanks

Trolling troll is trolling.

Other than he has REALLY bad grammar, how is he a troll?

[shadow717]

Not a single one of the jokes was funny, then out of nowhere an account with one post shows up and says they are. It seems like devilsclub trying to boost his confidence by creating an alternate.

Besides married men don't exist on the internet/sarcasm.

[Devilsclub]

Alright, let me make one thing clear.I GOT NO OTHER ACCOUNT OTHER THAN DEVILSCLUB_ROX KAPEESH?

I found these jokes pretty funny

1.A female teacher in a school said to the 10 yrs student , "if you Answer the question , I'll kiss you" He said " would you seep with me if i do the homework ? "

2.why does a blond turn the care upside down ?
to figure out if it is female or male.

Salhah
on January 01, 2010
at 08:15 AM
Report this commentTwo men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland ‘
The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’
The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So am I!’
‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’ The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’

[shadow717]

Alright, let me make one thing clear.I GOT NO OTHER ACCOUNT OTHER THAN DEVILSCLUB_ROX KAPEESH?

That's a blatant lie. It's been confirmed that your ip matches other accounts that have popped up over the last two years.

[Armored Wolf]

Alright, let me make one thing clear.I GOT NO OTHER ACCOUNT OTHER THAN DEVILSCLUB_ROX KAPEESH?

The interesting thing about all this is that an account named "Devilsclub_ox" is suspicious in the fact that the mysterious "hacker" has chosen YOU of all people on the forum to impersonate. There are a wide number of other people to impersonate (with much higher post counts, which seems to be the regular choice of "hackers" of this type), such as Lotus_Wolf, or Renegade_Turner, or anyone else who has been around much longer.

That's a blatant lie. It's been confirmed that your ip matches other accounts that have popped up over the last two years.

[Untadaike]

But if Devilsclub "hacked" Lotus Wolf's or Renegade_Turner's account it would be apparent really fast.

Lotus Wolf is an important contributing forum member, and Renegade_Turner's a wannabe-troll, both of which Devilsclub isn't, and he's not a con artist.

But honestly, a few hackers may be just what we need around here, you know?

[Devilsclub]

i didnt get any feedback on the jokes

[shadow717]

They weren't funny and you're an idiot.

[Armored Wolf]

They weren't funny and your an idiot.

Suddenly I suspect you of being Devilsclub also...

[shadow717]

Only in my worst nightmares.

[Devilsclub]

Im good aint i? Now everyone will become clones of devilsclub and soon the whole forum will be filled with devils :twsitedevil:

[Armored Wolf]

Im good aint i? Now everyone will become clones of devilsclub and soon the whole forum will be filled with devils :twsitedevil:

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[Untadaike]

Lol, thanks for coding it. Now my Greek grandmother can enjoy your reasoning right from within her silicon spa on Mt. Olympus, playing patty-cake with Zues. Care to send her a post card?

[Armored Wolf]

Lol, thanks for coding it. Now my Greek grandmother can enjoy your reasoning right from within her silicon spa on Mt. Olympus, playing patty-cake with Zues. Care to send her a post card?

...what the hell?

It's Zeus, not Zues.