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Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:20 am
by Devilsclub
hey guys,
here we will post all the jokes we know.whether it is related to lugaru or not.but please dont post curropted jokes.ill start.
once when my kid played lugaru he thought kicking rabbits was cool.then he started chasing my pet rabbit around the house roundhouse kicking him and whacking him with a staff.(ouch)
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:57 am
by Untadaike
me second!!!
When I first played Lugaru, I filed a lawsuit against Turner for assisted suicide...
Go figure.
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:36 am
by Devilsclub
heres another one.you guys know pokemon right the kids program like ash someone catches pokemons.my son saw this cartoon and thought pokemons are real.now he is running around the house throwing pokeballs at my dog saying dammit bro why wont the dog go inside the ball?
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:54 pm
by NinjaRabbits
....lol!...
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:54 pm
by ilkondom
look on the ground thats a bunny no thats a fury animal.No thats Turner who seach for revenge.RUN
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:10 pm
by CommanderQ
So a family of rabbits walks into a talent agency...
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:23 am
by Devilsclub
CommanderQ wrote:So a family of rabbits walks into a talent agency...
and then?...
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:00 pm
by Untadaike
Devilsclub wrote:CommanderQ wrote:So a family of rabbits walks into a talent agency...
and then?...
No, that's all. It's complete. If you don't get it, THINK HARDER!
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:38 pm
by Johannes
Let's see... Let the corny jokes ensue:
Q:"What do you call a hundred rabbits in a row taking a step backwards?"
A:"A receding hare line"
CommanderQ wrote:So a family of rabbits walks into a talent agency...
Hint: "...The Aristocrats
! "
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:46 am
by Devilsclub
jo-shadow wrote:Let's see... Let the corny jokes ensue:
Q:"What do you call a hundred rabbits in a row taking a step backwards?"
A:"A receding hare line"
CommanderQ wrote:So a family of rabbits walks into a talent agency...
Hint: "...The Aristocrats
! "
oh i get it
i still dont get it
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:29 am
by Glabbit
I think it's a funny enough joke that they walk into the talent agency.
As opposed to, you know, like, hopping.
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:37 am
by Untadaike
Glabbit wrote:I think it's a funny enough joke that they walk into the talent agency.
As opposed to, you know, like, hopping.
Exactly. Or at least that's all that my dull mind picked up.
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:56 pm
by Count Roland
I think what their talent is, possibly is reproduction. you know cause rabbits are famous for speedy reproduction. soooo yeah.
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:48 am
by Devilsclub
Glabbit wrote:I think it's a funny enough joke that they walk into the talent agency.
As opposed to, you know, like, hopping.
Ah i get it now.Not
that funny but still
.
ok heres another joke i found online
an interview with the shake(i seriously dont know how that word is spelled) in U.A.E
Interviewer: Hello whats your name?
Shake: Shake Afzal bin Zaka Al Nakuza
Interviewer: Sex?
Shake: 6 times a week
Interviewer: Omg but i meant male or female
Shake: both sometimes even camels
Interviewer: holy cow
Shake: cows, bulls, any animal
Interviewer: Omg isin't that hostile?
Shake: Horse style, dog style any style you want.
Interviewer: ...
Shake: exept girrafes cause thier
di**(censored)is too high
Interviewer: i .. err gotta go now
Shake: have fun
Short and funny
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:56 am
by Glabbit
Holy-
...
I can't even think of a comment.