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[Blorx]

Ihr Hodensammler

Du vergasst das "ein" Wort. Diese Weg hat dich nur "your testicle collector" sagte.

翻訳の問題点は、私の文法は完璧です

Not even close. You need to say "you're a testicle collector." So in turn, you'd be saying. "Du bist ein Hodensammler" or if you got lazy like you did there, "Ihr eine Hodensammler."

Erhaltet es? Erhieltet es? Zweifelt es.

[Freshbite]

[...] dann rafft ihr null komma nix.

"then it gathers null komma nix"

Google Translate has spoken.

EDIT -- Wow, two full pages without a member picture, amazing.

[rudel_ic]

Is nich so, als ob ihr Wurstbrote hier was damit reißen könntet. Wenn ich hier ordentlich anfang' zu schnacken, dann rafft ihr null komma nix.

Wow...that's...I have no idea what that last part says.

It says "You won't understand a thing".

"Stoff raffen" literally translates to "To gather cloth". Somehow, it became an expression. Don't ask me how that went down though.

Not even close. You need to say "you're a testicle collector." So in turn, you'd be saying. "Du bist ein Hodensammler" or if you got lazy like you did there, "Ihr eine Hodensammler."

Erhaltet es? Erhieltet es? Zweifelt es.

No, the translating tool doesn't get that I'm referring to the plural of Hodensammler, which also is Hodensammler. So I'm accusing all y'all of being Hodensammlers, basically. Hodensammlers being the anglicized plural of Hodensammler. It's like if I'd say "Ihr Ärsche", but with Hodensammlers.

[cameleopard42]

Ihr Hodensammler

So why did you bring up my testicle collector?

[Blorx]

It says "You won't understand a thing".

"Stoff raffen" literally translates to "To gather cloth". Somehow, it became an expression. Don't ask me how that went down though.

Ah, that's why I don't understand it. I got the rest of it, just...German expressions didn't get taught to me in a class mostly about German grammar.

No, the translating tool doesn't get that I'm referring to the plural of Hodensammler, which also is Hodensammler. So I'm accusing all y'all of being Hodensammlers, basically. Hodensammlers being the anglicized plural of Hodensammler. It's like if I'd say "Ihr Ärsche", but with Hodensammlers.

Ah, right. I gave the joke too much credit in assuming that you were calling me a female and saying that I was a testicle collector.

EDIT: For the record, I took three years of German. It's not that I don't know German, it's that the classes focused on grammar, as opposed to vocabulary.

[rudel_ic]

EDIT: For the record, I took three years of German. It's not that I don't know German, it's that the classes focused on grammar, as opposed to vocabulary.

It's cool, I was just trying to tease a bit.

[Blorx]

EDIT: For the record, I took three years of German. It's not that I don't know German, it's that the classes focused on grammar, as opposed to vocabulary.

It's cool, I was just trying to tease a bit.

Alright. Didn't mean to sound like I was taking offense, just meant to stick that in there before people went on ranting about Google Translate.

[Radu]

Sunt p-aicea ceva români? Că mă cam plictisesc să tot vorovesc atâta engleză.
Mai haida-ţi şi voi pă forumuri!

[Ragdollmaster]

Halt! Hammerzeit!

Am I doing it right?

[Endoperez]

Warum sprechen wir nur auf Deutsch hier?

Við eigum að tala íslensku! Þetta frábæra, fallega tungumál, sem talast á Íslandi!
Það hljómar fjandi fagurt þegar íslendingar tala, og þetta er eitthvað sem allir menn og allar konur vita.
Getið þið talað íslensku? Verið stolt!

Ella, so skal eg kanska tosa føroyskt. Føroyskt er so søtt. Duga tit føroyskt?

Islannin kuuleminen ensimmäistä kertaa oli todella omituista. Siinä oli ihmeellinen hörähdysäänne, ja pehmeä, sointuva th-äänne josta on vaikea sanoa onko se vokaali vai konsonantti.

Jag har lärde mig svenska språket i skolen, men jag har det glömt. För denna här satsen måste jag sökä fyra orden på netet, och mig grammatik är chockerande.

Ich habe Deutsche sprache gelernt, für zwei Jahren in eine Gymnasium, aber ich habe niemals genug Wörter wissen.

I've also learned this rather obscure language you people might not know about. Don't worry, it's only spoken in that little island near France, you'll probably never come across this one.

I also studied some Russian, but the school dropped that after a few years and now the only thing I still really understand is the Cyrillic alphabet. I can recognize some words, too, but not sentences.

[nutcracker]

Wow, det var en väldigt massa skrivande på andra språk här.
Jag vet inte vart det kom ifrån, men jag är säker på att det inte kommer sluta gott.

Take that down, pass it around, one other language in the forum has been found.

Ja...ich kann Schwedisch nicht sprechen...

Nein, Alles kan Schwedisch sprechen.

Svenska är för skiter

Damn Finland forces me to study swedish too :p

[Radu]

Halt! Hammerzeit!

Am I doing it right?

is it Stop! Hammertime! ?

[zoidberg rules]

Quick note, Google translate sucks ass, it translates literally, and if it doesn't make sense in context, it tends not to translate it. Or at least, that's just my experience with it...

[Freshbite]

Jag undrar varför...
Kan det vara för att folk har bättre saker att göra, hmm?

[Freshbite]

Haha! Så sant, så sant.
Vi är ju trots allt i Randomness sektionen, så man kan väl inte räkna med att något annat än "Penis!" och "Vagina!" kommer ur dem. Dock så är det ju rätt så underhållande.